04/01/2025
We regret to inform the public that we have seen a very rare case of spotted flu at our clinic. Symptoms include:
Arthralgias
Pelvic pain
Rash
Iritis
Liver spots
Flatulence
Omphalocele
Ovulatory dysfunction
Leishmaniasis
Speckling of extremities
Please be on the lookout for this extremely rare condition as it is most commonly seen on the first day of April and not seen on any other day of the year. If “spotted” please make sure to tell a friend about this potentially devastating condition to raise community awareness.
Thanks and have a great day!
Dr. G