TLC Holistic Wellness

05/12/2023

03/27/2020

Social Distancing Pick up Lines..

11/29/2019

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!!

08/09/2019

How to tell wild caught from GMO salmon when it is not labeled.

Wild-Caught vs Farmed Salmon: Benefits of wild salmon and how to cook it to perfection with a one-pan salmon dinner recipe.

06/24/2019

Out only takes a minute...

Can you spare a minute to help Jimmy Scaringi?

06/10/2019

"Why do they call it 'ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE' when it is the original medicine that humans have been using for thousand of years? Chemical medications were discovered about 100 years ago!"

05/29/2019

Less-expensive, easier-to-prepare ultraprocessed foods are making you fat, and a new study proves it.

05/25/2019

While most people assume that fluoride prevents tooth decay, the majority of us don’t understand that fluoride can cause a type of tooth decay called dental fluorosis. Fluoride free toothpaste

05/11/2019

Sad this is too true.

That’s Why We Do The 📚Research📚 For You.

04/23/2019

Many wellness centers offer this. Read why this is a safer and better way to detect breast issues.

By the time a mammogram detects a lump, it would have taken five to eight years to develop.

04/05/2019

Who is surprised by this?

Some 11 million deaths annually are linked to diet-related diseases like diabetes and heart disease, a study finds. Researchers say that makes diet the leading risk factor for deaths around the world.

03/13/2019

I enjoy digging in the dirt when I am gardening. I remember playing in it as a little kid. Anyone else every dig and play in dirt?

New parents often inundate themselves with information to ensure that their child is being properly cared for. Our world is a ceaseless source of information, and trying to determine what information will benefit our family and children’s well-being, and what is just being marketed to us for profi...

03/10/2019

02/14/2019

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: “There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!”

Q. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? A. Because it’s all heart.

Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: You’re one in a melon!

Q: What did one beet say to the other on Valentine’s Day? A: You make my heart beet faster!

Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
A: Because they have a heart.

Happy Valentine's Day!!❤️

01/02/2019

May your New Year be filled with Health, Happiness and Prosperity!

11/16/2018

THIS IS EXCELLENT!! Watch this before you leave your bed 🛌 room tomorrow!!
https://www.facebook.com/goalcast/videos/1749361745141008/