03/30/2026
🚨 Patient Spotlight: Otis Waffles 🚨
Otis Waffles came in tonight after a squeaker toy mysteriously disappeared under very suspicious circumstances.
We asked questions.
He gave us this face. ⬇️
No thoughts.
No remorse.
Just… crimes.
We took X-rays expecting to find the squeaker…
…and this man really said “you’ll never find the body.”
NOTHING.
No evidence.
No witnesses.
At this point we’re not even sure if Otis ate the toy or if he just knows what happened and is choosing silence.
He got some meds and was released back into the community where he will absolutely do this again.
We don’t have proof… but we have strong opinions.