Stoned Ape

Stoned Ape The only NSF Sport certified nootropic stack in the world optimized for cognition, mood & recovery. Stoned Ape isn’t merely a supplement company.

We’re a group of individuals united by the belief that we as a species can evolve to live longer, healthier, more fulfilling lives. Instead of packaging cheap vitamins as “performance enhancement” pills, we have carefully selected, and rigorously tested, supplements we believe can help to deliver you a better state of mind and therefore a better life. As health enthusiasts ourselves, we have been

frustrated with the selection of products currently on the market, many of which pass themselves off as miraculous, yet offer little visibility into their formulations. And then there are all the synthetic fillers, colorants and flavors increasingly used to make those products prettier, tastier and cheaper – but not healthier. The genesis of our company is us collectively rising to the challenge this problem presents. Are you skeptical? Good, you should be. Not just of vitamins and supplements sold at gas stations, but of much of the health advice based on limited studies, that gets amplified and regurgitated by news outlets, and email forwarded by your aunt, neighbor or grandpa. One reality holds true – the nutrients you put into your body, whether through whole food or supplements, matter almost more than anything when it comes to your long-term health. That’s why we have carefully chosen our formulas, then subjected them to the highest standards of testing and certification. We aim to be the most exceptional nootropic company on the market. We hope you’ll appreciate our fundamental commitment to you: we will never include an ingredient in any of our products without telling you why it’s there, what dose it’s in and where it comes from, and unless we believe it’s clean and effective. We also have every batch of every product third-party tested for accuracy, purity and efficaciousness, so that you don’t have to simply rely on our own lofty claims. Stoned Ape is a veteran owned company and our products are proudly made in the United States.

We're celebrating the launch of our new website STONEDAPE.XYZ with a SPECIAL 25% OFF sitewide. Make sure to use promo co...
07/15/2025

We're celebrating the launch of our new website STONEDAPE.XYZ with a SPECIAL 25% OFF sitewide. Make sure to use promo code LAUNCH25 at check out!

Stoned Ape is the first and only NSF Certified for Sport nootropic in the world.This means our products do not contain a...
07/13/2025

Stoned Ape is the first and only NSF Certified for Sport nootropic in the world.
This means our products do not contain any of the 290 substances banned by professional sports. There are no unsafe levels of contaminants in our products, and our manufacturing facility is GMP Certified, audited for quality and safety.
Proudly Veteran-Owned and Operated, and Made in the USA.

Stoned Ape is the first and only NSF Certified for Sport nootropic in the world. This means our products do not contain ...
07/13/2025

Stoned Ape is the first and only NSF Certified for Sport nootropic in the world.
This means our products do not contain any of the 290 substances banned by professional sports. There are no unsafe levels of contaminants in our products, and our manufacturing facility is GMP Certified, audited for quality and safety.
Proudly Veteran-Owned and Operated, and Made in the USA.
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Putting in work! Respect.
07/05/2025

Putting in work! Respect.

GIVEAWAY ALERT!To celebrate Independence Day, we’re giving away a STONED APE NOOTROPACK AND STONED APE T-SHIRT to one lu...
07/03/2025

GIVEAWAY ALERT!
To celebrate Independence Day, we’re giving away a STONED APE NOOTROPACK AND STONED APE T-SHIRT to one lucky winner! Simply tag in any of your posts this weekend. Good Luck!

SAVE ALL WEEKEND!
Enjoy a special Fourth of July WEEKEND DISCOUNT on all Stoned Ape supplements on www.stonedape.xyz. Use promo code “NOKINGS30” at checkout for 30% off your entire order. Ends July 6, 2025.

🎆 DON’T BLOW YOUR HAND OFF 🎆Blow minds instead—with 30% OFF all Stoned Ape nootropics.Use code NOKINGS30 at checkout.Thi...
07/03/2025

🎆 DON’T BLOW YOUR HAND OFF 🎆
Blow minds instead—with 30% OFF all Stoned Ape nootropics.
Use code NOKINGS30 at checkout.

This 4th of July, skip the fireworks accident and take care of your mental health instead.
🧠💥 Because focus > fingers.
And let’s be honest… your brain needs more help than your bottle rocket aim.

👑 No kings. Just clarity.

Did you know DREAM is the only product on Earth that’s both NSF Certified and powered by Venetron®?⁣That’s next-level re...
06/29/2025

Did you know DREAM is the only product on Earth that’s both NSF Certified and powered by Venetron®?
⁣
That’s next-level recovery.
No banned substances. No guesswork.
Just science-backed calm and elite-grade sleep.
⁣
Because real ones don’t just rest — they rebuild.
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DREAM by Stoned Ape.
NSF Certified. Professional athlete tested and approved.

Elegance in every swing. Precision in every thought.Golf is more than sport—it’s a mental pursuit of perfection.Stoned A...
06/20/2025

Elegance in every swing. Precision in every thought.

Golf is more than sport—it’s a mental pursuit of perfection.
Stoned Ape nootropics are crafted for those who understand that performance begins in the mind.

Enhanced clarity. Elevated focus. Calm under pressure.
From the fairway to the green, stay composed. Stay sharp.

🧠⛳️ Because greatness isn’t rushed. It’s refined.

As military and special ops veterans, Memorial Day has a special place in our hearts. With sincere gratitude, we salute ...
05/26/2025

As military and special ops veterans, Memorial Day has a special place in our hearts. With sincere gratitude, we salute our military brothers and sisters past, present, and future.

Enjoy a special Memorial Day discount on all Stoned Ape supplements this week. Use promo code “SALUTE25” at checkout for 20% off your entire order. Ends May 31, 2025.

04/29/2025
Work. Play. Evolve.Dialed in on the course, sharp off it.Stoned Ape isn’t just a supplement—it’s a mindset.Focus. Calm. ...
04/03/2025

Work. Play. Evolve.
Dialed in on the course, sharp off it.
Stoned Ape isn’t just a supplement—it’s a mindset.
Focus. Calm. Drive. Wherever you go.

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