Stoned Ape

Stoned Ape Stoned Ape produces the only NSF Certified for Sport® brain health supplements in the world. Stoned Ape isn’t merely a supplement company. Are you skeptical?

Trusted by over 30 professional sports teams in the MLB, NFL and NHL, we are also the number one preferred nootropic brand of military Special Operations Forces. We’re a group of individuals united by the belief that we as a species can evolve to live longer, healthier, more fulfilling lives. Instead of packaging cheap vitamins as “performance enhancement” pills, we have carefully selected, and rigorously tested, supplements we believe can help to deliver you a better state of mind and therefore a better life. As health enthusiasts ourselves, we have been frustrated with the selection of products currently on the market, many of which pass themselves off as miraculous, yet offer little visibility into their formulations. And then there are all the synthetic fillers, colorants and flavors increasingly used to make those products prettier, tastier and cheaper – but not healthier. The genesis of our company is us collectively rising to the challenge this problem presents. Good, you should be. Not just of vitamins and supplements sold at gas stations, but of much of the health advice based on limited studies, that gets amplified and regurgitated by news outlets, and email forwarded by your aunt, neighbor or grandpa. One reality holds true – the nutrients you put into your body, whether through whole food or supplements, matter almost more than anything when it comes to your long-term health. That’s why we have carefully chosen our formulas, then subjected them to the highest standards of testing and certification. We aim to be the most exceptional nootropic company on the market. We hope you’ll appreciate our fundamental commitment to you: we will never include an ingredient in any of our products without telling you why it’s there, what dose it’s in and where it comes from, and unless we believe it’s clean and effective. We also have every batch of every product third-party tested for accuracy, purity and efficaciousness, so that you don’t have to simply rely on our own lofty claims. Stoned Ape is a veteran owned company and our products are proudly made in the United States.

03/07/2026

Recovery Happens While You Sleep 😴

Most people focus on workouts, supplements, and diet…
But the real magic happens during deep sleep.

That’s why Stoned Ape Dream is formulated to support the body’s natural recovery cycle.

One key ingredient: Glycine

Glycine is a powerful amino acid that helps:

🧠 Support deeper, more restorative sleep
💪 Promote muscle recovery and tissue repair
🧬 Support collagen production for joints and connective tissue
🌙 Help lower core body temperature — a key signal for quality sleep

Research shows glycine can help the body enter deeper sleep cycles, where the majority of muscle repair, hormone regulation, and cellular recovery take place.

That means better recovery from training, stress, and long days.

Because recovery isn’t just about what you do in the gym…
It’s about what happens after.

Recover smarter with Stoned Ape Dream.

Lion’s Mane — Fuel for Brain Growth 🧠🍄Your brain can adapt, grow, and rewire itself. The key is supporting that process....
03/05/2026

Lion’s Mane — Fuel for Brain Growth 🧠🍄

Your brain can adapt, grow, and rewire itself. The key is supporting that process.

Lion’s Mane is a functional mushroom shown to stimulate nerve growth factor (NGF) — a protein essential for brain cell growth, repair, and long-term cognitive health.

✔ Supports memory & learning
✔ Promotes mental clarity
✔ Encourages neuroplasticity
✔ Helps protect long-term brain health

This isn’t just focus for today.
It’s investment in the brain you’ll need tomorrow.

That’s how we stack.

— Stoned Ape

Rhodiola Rosea — Stress Endurance for Relentless Output 🌄Pressure builds either diamonds… or burnout.Rhodiola Rosea is a...
02/28/2026

Rhodiola Rosea — Stress Endurance for Relentless Output 🌄

Pressure builds either diamonds… or burnout.

Rhodiola Rosea is a clinically studied adaptogen shown to help reduce fatigue, support mood, and enhance mental performance under stress.

✔ Fights physical & mental fatigue
✔ Supports stamina and endurance
✔ Helps balance cortisol
✔ Improves focus when it counts

It’s not stimulation — it’s resilience.

When stress rises, you don’t fold. You adapt.

That’s how we stack.

— Stoned Ape

L-Theanine — Calm Focus, Zero Crash 🍃Jittery focus isn’t real focus.L-Theanine is a naturally occurring amino acid (foun...
02/25/2026

L-Theanine — Calm Focus, Zero Crash 🍃

Jittery focus isn’t real focus.

L-Theanine is a naturally occurring amino acid (found in green tea) that promotes alpha brain waves — the same state linked to calm, locked-in concentration.

✔ Smooths out caffeine
✔ Reduces mental stress
✔ Improves focus under pressure
✔ Supports better sleep quality

No sedation. No edge. No crash.

Just clean, controlled output.

That’s how we stack.

— Stoned Ape

Ashwagandha — Stress Control for High Performers 🌿Stress kills performance. Period.Ashwagandha is a clinically studied a...
02/24/2026

Ashwagandha — Stress Control for High Performers 🌿

Stress kills performance. Period.

Ashwagandha is a clinically studied adaptogen that helps regulate cortisol, support testosterone, improve recovery, and promote deeper sleep — without stimulants or crashes.

This isn’t hype. It’s ancient medicine backed by modern data.

Calmer mind. Stronger body. Better output.

That’s how we stack.

— Stoned Ape

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What is your mental wellness routine?
02/23/2026

What is your mental wellness routine?

Don’t just take our word for it.
02/20/2026

Don’t just take our word for it.

The products and those who use them, speak for themselves… Stoned Ape is the trusted nootropic brand.
02/17/2026

The products and those who use them, speak for themselves… Stoned Ape is the trusted nootropic brand.

The choice is simple. Nootropics for performers.
02/12/2026

The choice is simple. Nootropics for performers.

NSF Certified free from banned substances: The only certification that matters to professional athletes.
02/11/2026

NSF Certified free from banned substances: The only certification that matters to professional athletes.

🇺🇸 HONORING THOSE WHO SERVED ⚾️Stoned Ape is proud to partner with the Milwaukee Brewers to sponsor the Veteran of the G...
02/10/2026

🇺🇸 HONORING THOSE WHO SERVED ⚾️

Stoned Ape is proud to partner with the Milwaukee Brewers to sponsor the Veteran of the Game for every Spring Training game in Phoenix, AZ from February through April.

Each selected veteran will:
• Be honored at the beginning of the game
• Throw out the first pitch
• Receive a Stoned Ape Nootropack
• Receive 4 tickets to that game

📅 Veterans must be able to commit to the coordinated game date if selected.

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🙏 Please share this post and help us reach a deserving veteran.
This one’s for you.

From our family to yours—Merry Christmas 🎄Thank you for fueling the journey with us. Stay sharp, stay strong, and enjoy ...
12/25/2025

From our family to yours—Merry Christmas 🎄
Thank you for fueling the journey with us. Stay sharp, stay strong, and enjoy the holiday.

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