05/02/2026
You scrubbed the counters. You mopped the floors. You even wiped down the stovetop. Congratulations — you cleaned 30% of your house. 👏
The other 70%? Still absolutely feral.
We’re talking light switches that haven’t seen a cloth since 2021. Refrigerator coils clogged with enough dust to knit a sweater. A toothbrush holder situation we will not be describing in detail.
Spring cleaning isn’t done until the forgotten spots get their moment. And yes, that includes your plant leaves. (Wipe them. They’re suffocating.)
Save this for your next cleaning spiral and tag someone who thinks they’re done 👀