
10/07/2025
Dick Van D**e Jokes ‘It’d Be Funny If I Didn’t Make It’ to 100 Years Old https://variety.com/2025/film/news/dick-van-dyke-jokes-dying-before-100-years-old-1236542019/
“That’s right. I’m not officially a hundred until December. Two months. Two months. It’d be funny if I didn’t make it... I brag sometimes about how I made it to a hundred and the truth is, if I had known I was going to live this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself. And it is frustrating because I don’t know what I did right. Other than her [wife Arlene], I didn’t do anything right.”