11/24/2025
Where are my parents who’ve mastered the silent army crawl just to escape a nursery?! 👋😩
Drop a 💜 if you’ve ever held your breath like your life depended on that one nap.
If tiptoeing…
💥 past that ONE squeaky floorboard
🔥 avoiding every toy on the ground
🌋 praying the door latch doesn’t click
feels like a high-stakes mission, this one’s for you.
With my three boys, I swear I’ve unlocked every escape tactic known to mankind… and still lost the battle to the baby monitor. 😂
But here’s the thing: you don’t have to be out here dodging floorboards alone.
Sometimes the real win is having someone who helps you get actual rest — not just adrenaline-fueled ninja naps.
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