07/28/2025
**🧼 CLEANING IS OUR CARDIO. LAUGHTER IS OUR LANGUAGE. 🧹**
If you think scrubbing baseboards burns calories and telling bad jokes burns even more, welcome to your new happy place!
LBI Cleaning Co. is on the lookout for cleaning dynamos who:
🚗 Show up with a ride that actually works (no fairy tales about the “shop” please)
📱 Can text, meme, and playlist like pros
💪 Have 2+ years of cleaning experience (bonus points if you’ve fought off a rogue dust bunny)
🤣 Bring the good vibes, bad jokes, and zero drama
We clean luxury homes and Airbnbs with superhero-level OCD—except we’re way funnier.
**What you get:**
💰 Pay that won’t make you cry
⛽ Gas mileage to keep your tank and wallet happy
🧖 Spa day perks because you deserve it
🍹 Tips that scream “Margarita time!”
**Shifts:** All year round, full-time or part-time, flexible hours including weekends for those weekend warriors wanting extra cash.
Think you can handle baseboards, ceiling fans, and mysterious stains that might be alive? Call Michelle to 609-389-9399 for an interview today!
**No grumps allowed. Smiles and mops mandatory.**
If you’re looking for a flexible, active job where your hard work is valued, come join our growing team! We take pride in making homes and offices sparkle, and we’re looking for reliable, detail-oriented team members to help us do just that.
Flexible hours
Supportive team environment
$50 bonus on Saturday and Sundays only.
Training provided!
Love that headline — it’s already a vibe! Here’s a comical classified help wanted ad built around it, packed with personality and funny flair for your cleaning crew hunt:
