
08/29/2025
📣🚨 No Feelings This Weekend, Just Ribs 🚨📣
Hey friends! Normally I’d be here with another Feed Your Feelings post where I gently guide you through the emotional minefield of food with the grace of a kale-wrapped therapist.
But not today.
Today, I’m taking a break. Why?
Because it’s a HOLIDAY WEEKEND and I’m too busy eating my body weight in potato salad.
💥 That’s right. This weekend’s meal plan?
Brisket
Burgers
Buns (plural)
Maybe a vegetable, if it’s hiding under ranch
Look, I love mindful eating. I love emotional awareness. I love helping you figure out why you cry into your cereal.
But I also love pulled pork like it wronged my family and I’m out for revenge.
So this weekend, I want you to do one thing:
👉 EAT. THE. FOOD.
The BBQ chicken? YES.
That suspicious-looking jello salad? ALSO YES.
A 4th hot dog at 9 p.m.? BABY YOU DESERVE IT.
Let’s all take a collective deep breath, unclench our butts, and remember that food is joy, especially when it’s served on a paper plate next to someone’s aunt who says “I don’t usually eat gluten but today doesn’t count.”
🥳 Have a safe, happy, sauce-covered holiday weekend.
💋 Feed Your Feelings will be back next week (with extra celery to atone for our sins).
Now pass the damn corn.
(on pause)