11/21/2025
Why does my brain wake me up at 2 a.m. after I eat ice cream…
just to have me singing Shakira in the dark? 😩🍦💃
This is what happens when you mix:
🔹 late-night sugar
🔹 a little cortisol spike
🔹 and a tired brain that refuses to mind its business
Suddenly I’m wide awake like:
“If there are any spirits here tonight… lalaloloa…”
It’s not ghosts.
It’s not Shakira.
It’s just my blood sugar and my brain doing a chaotic duet while I try to sleep.