Scorpio's Cloud Massage Therapy LLC

Scorpio's Cloud Massage Therapy LLC Jennifer Walls, LMT La2119
Licensed Massage Therapist available in Metairie, Kenner, New Orleans, and Harahan by appointment only 9am-8pm most days.

Do not call for late night or early morning appts. Strictly NON SENSUAL professional massage & draping.

🔵Louisiana Massage Therapists….. Has anyone ever stopped to ponder how much money the State Board of Massage Therapy bri...
04/16/2026

🔵Louisiana Massage Therapists…..

Has anyone ever stopped to ponder how much money the State Board of Massage Therapy brings in annually and where exactly does it all go? Has anyone ever followed the money trail to find out?

These are the numbers as of 2020:
Active massage therapists: 2,784x$125.00 = $348,000.00
Active massage establishments=
628x $100 = $62,800.00

Those numbers could be higher since they were six years ago. So….. this board is bringing in almost a HALF A MILLION dollars a year from us therapists and establishments, but here it is over SIX MONTHS later and their main website is still down, forcing people to mail renewals in, people mailed their stuff over a month ago and are still waiting on the license in the mail. Most of us could build a pretty damned good website for under $50, yet the state board couldn’t pay the right people to get the website up and running well before renewal season, nor could they afford to hire extra people to work the season and process these applications faster when they collect nearly half a million dollars a year from therapists and establishments????? If you google where does the money from the state board of massage therapy go, this is the answer:

“Money from the Louisiana Board of Massage Therapy (LBMT) is used to fund the board’s regulatory operations, including licensing, investigation of complaints, and inspections of massage establishments. Funds are held in a dedicated account for these administrative costs rather than being paid directly into the state general fund.”

So, essentially what they’re being paid nearly a half million dollars a year to do, they’re not doing, or not efficiently and timely, and it’s not like it’s an impossibly hard thing to do if you have that much money sitting in a dedicated account. Who oversees that account and follows the money trail? Something is not right, and every therapist and establishment needs to start asking questions and discussing changes. To put it in perspective, the state of Colorado charges $50 every two years to renew their license for massage and there are no continuing education requirements. The Louisiana State board wants $125 a year and 12 continuing education hours, and even though the site has been down for over six months and they no longer provide a list of all those providers, many of whom are paying to be providers with the hopes of having their class listed on that site to earn income from those courses, we’re still expected to find the classes, spend money to take them, and then spend money to renew licenses that we now have to do by mail and wait months for. Why do we have to hold up our end but they don’t have to hold up theirs on what they’re supposed to be providing for that money?

Now, when you consider that there are eight states in the country that don’t require any type of Massage Board or a licensure and we could just pick up and go work in those states without having to put out any kind of money, it’s time to start questioning the necessity of massage boards, especially the ones that are taking a lot of money to do nothing. Also, as someone that’s been a Massage Therapist for over 25 years, having to find a new continuing ed class every year to take when I’ve taken just about everything worth taking over the years, is frustrating. It’s like I’m throwing money away just for the sake of getting 12 hours a year to appease a state board that isn’t doing what they’re being paid a lot of money to do. At this stage of the game, I’ve taken everything just about.

All I’m saying is that something needs to change with the board. They either need to be held accountable for actually doing what we’re paying them to do in a timely fashion, or they need to be scaled back, charge less and less often and do away with some of these requirements, or even disbanded. Perhaps once somebody has reached 10 years as a therapist, they’re no longer required to take any continuing classes. Or follow the Colorado model charge $50 every two years to renew online and get rid of the continuing ed class requirement altogether. Think about how messed up this is…. You got thousands of therapists and establishments in this state jumping through hoops and spending extra money that could be better spent on living and paying bills or being invested back into our businesses, just to stay compliant with board requirements when the board can’t even hold up their end when they got almost half a million dollars available to them to do so.

Acupuncture needles in the feet hurt like a bitch in some places. She put one near my ankle that almost had me in tears....
04/11/2026

Acupuncture needles in the feet hurt like a bitch in some places. She put one near my ankle that almost had me in tears. They also itch like crazy for the first couple of minutes. Everywhere I’ve had needles doesn’t hurt usually unless they hit a sensitive spot, but the feet are the most sensitive. It’s also the feet where your fascia starts and runs all the way to the head. The ones on the tummy don’t hurt, but the first session left a big bruise that went away since then. It’s good to wear loose clothes, like capri shirts that can be rolled up to access the legs and pulled down to access the belly and back. She uses the electric Stim on some areas, but the difference between this and dry needling is that she’s targeting specific meridians. The dry needling that PT’s and chiros do doesn’t have that intentionality and energy medicine awareness behind it as acupuncture does. The dry needling feels good too, but they don’t address the whole system.

04/02/2026

I bought the complete set but the psoas piece was the main reason I got it.

03/31/2026

Now if they can make a massage table version that would be awesome! A lot of elderly clients and people in pain have a hard time turning over.

‘Early Alignment’This is in reference to the IG video linked in comments about putting a small body pillow in the crib f...
03/10/2026

‘Early Alignment’

This is in reference to the IG video linked in comments about putting a small body pillow in the crib for a baby. As long as they’re at an age where it’s safe for them to have a pillow in the crib, they should have one.

I think humans should sleep like this from an early age, if they’re a side sleeper. People tend to sleep the same way most of their life, and if you have someone that’s favoring one side more than the other, after years of sleeping the same, the fascia gets stuck in a type of holding pattern. It can also cause one Psoas muscle to be shorter and tighter than the other which might manifest in adulthood as back pain.

It can cause one side of the pelvis to become more tilted and higher than the other and may even make one leg seem shorter than the other and mess up their gate.

The earlier in life children are taught proper alignment and posture, the less unnatural and painful holding patterns their body will learn and get stuck in. As an adult I’ve found having a body pillow to hug and put between my knees makes a world of difference.

The image below also makes me wonder if this is why babies cry more in certain positions, if maybe the postural misalignment without pillow support is causing their fascia to become tight. The fascia system runs from the feet to the head. It’s like a web of electrical tissue, and it needs adequate water intake to function, but babies can’t drink water. They’re completely reliant on milk. However, as soon as your doctor thinks they’re old enough to drink water, should be about the time that you connect their bare feet to the earth. Also laying them on a sheet or towel on their back in the grass for a few minutes as well. You want to introduce your child and its immune system to the earth, its dirt, energy, trees and grass from an early age so that they build immunity. Not to mention it starts them on an appreciation for nature from an early age.

Jennifer E. Walls
3/10/2026
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03/05/2026
“Healing The Body…. Of Christ”I was talking with a client recently that was dealing with a lot of trauma about how traum...
02/22/2026

“Healing The Body…. Of Christ”

I was talking with a client recently that was dealing with a lot of trauma about how trauma gets stored in the body and can create an emotional release. They mentioned that they knew that because of this book they had been reading, “The Body Keeps the Score.” It sounded interesting, so I added it to my audiobook listening list. I found a video by the author talking about it. Linked in comments. This ties in to some of the stuff I cover in my upcoming books, but mine are more woo woo as I also deal with the spiritual and energetic layers of healing.

Not only is trauma and pain energy stored in the body, but it’s also stored in the energy body and with the higher soul. Do some foam rolling over your front thighs, p***c area and lower abdomen and watch how the Kryia energy just rolls out the body in spasms. That’s stuck trauma. It wasn’t just tight muscles. It’s only happened to me once. The following times there was no spasm, and this release coincided around a time period where I had a revelation.

About two years or so ago, the higher self gave me a name of an adult male that did something to me as a child too young to have the full memory of it. But I’ve always remembered pieces of an incident. A naked man hiding in my grandmother’s closet, seeing his private parts, adults yelling, etc. That man also met the same end as the person that S.A.me when I was 9. Drugs & alchol. One from disease, one from su***de. People talk about the impact that drugs and alcohol have on people on a physical level, but they rarely ever talk about what happens on a spiritual level, and how excessive use of those substances can at times cause a person to lose connection to their own soul and God. Sometimes the soul separates completely and all that’s left to animate the vessel are demons or parasitic entities.

Addiction is an issue I’ll be covering in book 3, and also how it relates to the seven deadly sins. Book 3 is also very much NOLA focused because this city has a lot of toxic generational trauma and obsession with culture and tradition no matter how toxic they are. One of the places this is the most glaringly obvious is in the comment section of every Facebook post from a New Orleans person about Shia. Just about every NOLA person says enabling s**t like:

“That’s our boy!”
“He belongs to NOLA now, leave him alone!”
“He’s one of us now!”
“He’s just having fun, leave the man alone!”
“That’s just typical Mardi Gras behavior!”
“He fits right in here.”
“He’s so real! He’s just like us!”

And these are comments from just as many NOLA women as well as men. None of these people that think this way see that he needs help that he’s not getting. None will say he needs to make changes or heal especially for the sake of his child, who may eventually just repeat his toxic ways. None of these people say that because to see that in him would require them to face it within themselves. The people that don’t see anything wrong with his behavior are the ones kind of people that are also toxic and stuck in generational trauma loops, addiction, and unhealed s**t they aren’t willing to look at and work through.

This is another area I explore in book 3 and why it’s so NOLA focused and seems like I’m picking on my people: over identification with cultural identity, beliefs, traditions, superstitions, fears, and toxic behavior. Many people fear healthy change because they worry they’ll have to leave their old life and friends behind, and to a degree this is true. The most toxic people will get triggered by your healing and changes, and they will fall away from your life. This is because your healing and growth is a constant reminder of what they should work on too, and they don’t want to. Their own inner demons want to get them far away from anyone that could inspire the host to heal, make better choices, and take back control of the vessel. That’s one less vessel they have to joyride in, use for promiscuous s*x, drug and alcohol use, and partying.

As much as you might think that you need the drugs or alcohol to feel good in social situations and be able to have a good time, it doesn’t compare to being able to heal to the point that you can be around people doing all those things and have ZERO desire to partake. Not only do you not crave it or need it, you really don’t want it. There is ZERO temptation. You prefer to feel high on life and energy around you rather than substances that disconnect from that ability. They say that alcohol lowers inhibitions, so that what’s really within you can come out more. For those that have a true spirit and soul, it just becomes easier to express those parts of self without inhibitions.

I have never been someone that got angry, violent, or destructive when I drank. I would get happier, dance more without inhibitions, be more flirty and promiscuous, but I would also have times that it would make me very melancholy, especially when I would go out drinking alone and didn’t have a friend with me to anchor into. There were times that I would leave a bar and sit in my car and bawl my eyes out, over everything and nothing in particular. I realized it was the energy of all the people in the bar that I was picking up on. My awareness and energy were focused on all the people coming and going, their behavior, the way the energy moved, etc. whereas when I was with a friend, my focus was on one person and the conversation.

Now you know why your friends don’t like to go out and drink alone, and they always have to call a friend to go out with them. They’re not aware of it or why they do. They just think it’s no fun to drink alone. But on a deeper level, the spirit knows that the vessel needs another person to anchor into energetically. If that’s a healthy friend that’s chill and y’all are just chill and having drinks and dinner and conversation, that isn’t usually a problem. It’s when you invite along the party animal with unhealed rage issues that wants to start fights with other drunk toxic people, then it becomes a problem. No one wants to babysit a drunk while they go on a rampage and destroy themselves or others.

Maybe on some level Shia feels like he can’t connect with his dad and have a relationship with him if he doesn’t drink too. Men that get to a certain age and still drink excessively rarely ever change. They’re old and set in their ways. They’ve had a lifetime of using it as a coping mechanism and escape. His moment of healing will come when he can go sit in a bar a let his dad do his thing while he sits there drinking a virgin cocktail or a non alcoholic beer or a soda, and he can be fully present with his dad without judgement, self righteousness or temptation to join him. If his dad doesn’t respect that and tries to push him to drink or distances himself from him, then that is his dad’s problem to work through. If he keeps looking back at who he can’t save and using that as a scapegoat to stay toxic too, then he can’t face forward and be fully present for the one he needs to raise to be someone that doesn’t need saving from an unhealed man that she clings to as replacement for the dad she never really had because his addiction was bigger than his love for her. If he starts and keeps leading by healthy example, his dad just might decide to try a non alcoholic beer and have more sober moments with his son. The leader sets the tone. Not by force, coercion, judgement,guilting and shaming, but by love, patience, understanding, and overcoming their own demons in order to show what is possible. That is how each individual begins to break their family generational trauma loops.

Those that act as enablers are full of demons that fear being left behind but also refuse to change and heal because to do so would feel like a loss of the only identity they’ve ever known, and it is the identity of The False Self, the part of self that needs substances and void fillers to armor up and mask pain and trauma. Pray that those people are guided to what is for their highest good and healing so that they can be the healthy version of themselves that their children are depending on and so desperately need. Healthy adults that have done the inner work raise healthier children. Toxic adults raise toxic children, and those toxic ones ruin the experience of life and love for the healthy ones that do the inner work and try to be decent humans. No one, not even God, expects humans to be perfect and without sin. It’s the awareness of what one needs to repent for. Repentance isn’t about just trying to appease God to avoid punishment and suffering. It’s a genuine release of inner pain energy, guilt, shame, fear, anger, inner demons, etc. It’s giving it to Christ to transmute into something healthier and to guide you to do and be a better human, for your sake, the sake of your loved ones, society, and the entire planet. With each individual that heals, they become the saviors of their own family line and they break trauma loops instead of repeating them. The more that people do this in a realistic way, not a churchy, phony way or love and false light new agey way, but in a practical and applicable way, the more healed and united The Body of Christ and the healthier society becomes. Remember the David Bowie lyrics, “We can be heroes, for ever and ever.”

Jennifer E. Walls
2/22/2026
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01/28/2026

I wish it were.

12/26/2025
10/27/2025

Excited to be adding Gua Sha massage therapy, especially for plantar fasciitis, to my menu of services starting in November!🙂

‘Happy Tails’The happy tail wagging that dogs do isn’t just about being happy. It’s their root chakra. It’s an indicator...
09/27/2025

‘Happy Tails’

The happy tail wagging that dogs do isn’t just about being happy. It’s their root chakra. It’s an indicator that they not only feel happy, but safe, loved, and rooted. Of course, there are times when the tail wagging is associated with other emotions like fear or agitation. There’s a whole lot more info out there on what the different types of tail wagging means. When they’re scared or feel ashamed they tuck their tail, showing that they don’t feel safe, loved, or rooted. Birds also shake their tail feathers when they’re happy, being fed and getting treats. They also do elaborate displays for mating ritual dances.

If humans had tails we’d be wagging them too when we’re happy. Ever notice how babies love to be patted to sleep? When you pat them gently and rhythmically on the low back and bottom it helps them go to sleep faster. They feel safe and loved because the steady contact and energy feeds their root chakra and lets them know someone is there with them. For adults, it’s why we like to spoon and sleep with our root connected to someone else’s root. In somatic exercises, laying on a foam roller with it under the front pelvis and rolling from upper thighs to lower stomach can sometimes cause a kriya energy release, spasm, and even an emotional release if the person has stuck trauma energy in that part of the body and chakra. If you had a tail, would it be wagging like a happy puppy dog’s tail? Do you feel safe, happy, rooted, loved in life, or do you need to do some work with that chakra? An imbalace in that chakra can either be due to too much energy flow or not enough. I am available for chakra balancing massage sessions for my local peeps, so reach out when you’re ready.

Jennifer E. Walls
9/27/2025

Finally got time to update my massage website! They had some pretty new design templates too. New prices to stay competi...
09/02/2025

Finally got time to update my massage website! They had some pretty new design templates too. New prices to stay competitive in the market and not low ball others, but still cheaper than the big fancy spas. Sessions are full 30, 60, or 90 minutes. I don't shave ten off like most spas do. And I've been licensed since 2001. With 24 years experience, it's time to come up on my prices, especially since these people fresh out of school are charging more and giving less.

Jennifer Walls provides world-class massage therapy in Metairie/New Orleans LA. Call and start improving your health today: (504) 250-3962

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