07/06/2024
There is a reason the 4th of July became the most dreaded of holidays for me.
It started with my cows lying peacefully on a warm summer day under the shade trees at Forest Park chewing their cud. This is the picture of contentment every dairy farmer lives for, it's every bit as rewarding as having a lake to yourself in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area, where the splash of the paddle, and distant call of the loon captures peace of place as it was known by the indigenous occupants of an earlier America.
But on this day as the cows nearly dosed off into what might best be called a state of pure content something would interupt the peace they enjoyed. On this day a hot air balloon came from behind the wall of trees, clipping treetops as it emerged directly above them. As the balloon was directly above them the burner was hit.
This created a stampede that went unimpeded through a series of fences of various styles for well over a half mile and off the property of Forest Park. This singular event triggered a pattern of stampeding that one could not have imagined. Several were injured two developed infections and were no longer useful as dairy cows and had to be put down.
Now on our farm the cattle were very accustomed to the firing of rifles, and shotguns. Nothing really bothered them, they would just come to see what we were doing out of idle curiosity. But this balloon event changed everything.
Shortly after this balloon incident, bigger fireworks started becoming more common. I found myself out in the lot trying to calm the cows and heifers to prevent another stampede, but was nearly caught in a stampede of heifers. The Milltown fireworks were set off close to my cattle which were within the village limits. This fireworks ended with a Grand Finale volley of the loudest noise makers, one on top of the other. Again a cow was lost after crashing a fence. Fortunately, I escaped uninjured. This repetitive finale closely resembles the guns of the cowboys blazing on the old western movies to create an intentional stampede.
The cows who were first scared out of their gourds, passed the stampeding behavior to the younger generation with their newfound triggered behavior. So with this, the third of July became roundup day, with the cattle taken off the pastures and locked into steamy hot barns for their protection.
So pardon me if this day is thought of with dread. My current cattle seem to be the first to not have not learned the triggered response, but I have witnessed a stampede of horses on Highway 35, and I expect many more spooked animals, as people become increasingly entitled, and in search of a cheap thrill.