04/01/2026
๐จ BREAKING NEWS ๐จ
Starting today, we are officially replacing all prescriptions withโฆ jelly beans. ๐ฌ
Hormone replacement? Jelly beans.
Headache? Jelly beans.
Allergies? Jelly beans.
High blood pressure? โฆokay maybe not that one ๐
Donโt worryโour pharmacist will still carefully count each one out (and definitely wonโt eat a few along the way ๐).
Happy April Foolsโ Day! We promise weโre still here with your real medsโฆ and maybe a little extra laughter today ๐๐