Monica Lintott, Ph.D.

Monica Lintott, Ph.D. Individual psychotherapy for adults via telemedicine in the State of New Jersey. Fee for service. No insurance accepted. Sliding scale.

I am also a neuropsychologist with special expertise in disability. NOT ACCEPTING NEW PATIENTS AT THE MOMENT.

One of the   scammers knew this story. He said “you know, you kind of look like Sarah, do you mind if I share your pictu...
12/15/2025

One of the scammers knew this story. He said “you know, you kind of look like Sarah, do you mind if I share your picture?” I didn’t care. I thought to myself “he’s kind of right, I could be her sister.” I never thought of it before.
This is how scammers screw around with your head. I didn’t fall for it but millions will. Why isn’t anyone or doing something about this? Scammers took down my LinkedIn profile, screwed around with my WiFi (I had to get 4 new routers), made my laptop die, sent me to the wrong direction in my neighborhood, banned me from a local women’s group, sent po*******hy to my friends, stole my car, tried to break into my house, misdirected my texts to my family to one of my patients, etc. Don’t you think I should be paranoid? I’ve got layers of protection and live in one of the safest, most secure and sophisticated areas of the country. I’m not crazy, I’m just smart.

12/15/2025

Exactly. Many men are afraid of me. As a blue eyed clinical psychologist, some men think I’m spooky. I told a policeman last summer that in addition to being a clinical psychologist and neuropsychologist, I applied to law school. Seton Hall University accepted me and offered me a free ride. He said “you are scary.” I said “there is no reason to be afraid except if you cross me. Then you should be very afraid.” We laughed a little and I got on with my 9th police report for the year. It’s crazy isn’t it?


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12/15/2025

As soon as I got scammed on Facebook, I went to my bank, froze all my accounts, made an online report to the FBI and made a local police report. The guy at the bank advised me that once you get scammed, they pass your name to the network and other scammers take a run at you. I took this very seriously. I put extra layers of security on my computer, which subsequently died. I could feel that I was invaded. I couldn’t put my finger on it. I contacted both of my employers and told them that I wasn’t going to access their databases until I got extra security in place because they contain highly confidential information, including psychiatric and medical diagnoses that aren’t for public consumption. Then I disappeared for a month. I went off line. When I returned, my house was trashed by a scammer handyman named . Hundreds of scammers had descended. I tried to report them and block them but it didn’t make any difference. I called his agent caa more than a two dozen times. I finally called his publicist at Relevant PR and she said “it’s like a book!” I sent her a thread of correspondence I’d had with one of the scammers. I’m also a professional writer. I’m writing a book about this experience. It is called “The Three to the Infinity Head Solution.” Initially I thought to title it “The Three Head Solution” tm but then I realized three heads are not sufficient to cope these days. It pays to be vigilant. Paranoia is defined as the fear of highly unlikely events. Vigilance is different. It means protecting yourself. Where is Robert Downey when you need him?

12/15/2025

It is important to remember in the middle of winter that spring is right around the corner. It is healthy to have something to look forward to and to anticipate. This was my garden early last spring.

I had decided last year that I was going to get rid of my entire front lawn. I spent all of the summer of 2024 ripping out my front lawn. Last spring, I started planting it. I put a post in my gardening group the Montclair/Glen Ridge Garden Exchange “get everybody, let’s start a revolution! I’m
Planting my whole front lawn into a garden. Grass is a waste unless you need a small patch for your kids to play on. A garden is better. You can plant flowers and vegetables and teach your kids sustainability. It is absolutely amazing. No one will have to go hungry.” Then I did it.

This is a video of my garden last spring. Isn’t it amazing?




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I want to put this out there to clarify something: I am not a physician, although I taught medical students for decades....
12/15/2025

I want to put this out there to clarify something: I am not a physician, although I taught medical students for decades. I am an informed patient though. I’ve had Hashimoto’s hypothyroidism for more than half of my life. My mother had it too. We share the same genes for it. She had type I diabetes though, I don’t. Thus was confirmed on a 23 and me test I did once. She had the genetic predisposition for both conditions, I only had it for one: Hashimoto’s hypothyroidism.

The issue is that most doctors don’t know how to interpret thyroid levels. The normal range is something like .5 to 5.0 tsh. However when this range was established, a large number of hypothyroid patients were included in the sample population so the normal range is highly skewed. Most patients feel healthy with a TSH less than 2.0. Most doctors don’t look beyond the TSH levels. When I’m healthiest , my TSH is less than .1 but all of my other thyroid hormone values are within a normal range. My weight and cholesterol are normal and cognitively, I’m sharp as a tack. I sleep well and have an excellent diet. Many people mistake me for 25 years old and I’m 66.

The other problem is that most doctors prescribed Synthroid, which is a synthetic version of one thyroid hormone. It is cheap. I take a prescribed natural thyroid hormone that contains all the thyroid hormones. It is taken with food and more readily absorbed. I pay out of pocket for this drug but it is worth it. Don’t accept less than excellent medical care. I bring articles to my doctor’s appointments and make sure that it is a collaboration. I follow the instructions of my doctors and never take more medication than prescribed. Combined with a healthy diet and regular exercise, I’ve lost 50 pounds in the last two years. I’m the healthiest I’ve been in years. I recently fired my P*P because she abandoned me while I was hospitalized this summer. They substituted Synthroid for Armour Thyroid because the former was on the formulary there. While hospitalized, my TSH was 20 —I can’t even read the medical records, they are that traumatizing. I almost died while I was in the hospital. I gained 32 pounds in three weeks and contracted COVID bronchitis while I was there since i was profoundly immunocompromised. Since then, I’ve heard of other people that the exact same thing has happened to and it has resulted in them being in a coma before someone interceded.

I’m in the process of suing my P*P because she abandoned me due to the fact that I was hospitalized at a place where she doesn’t have admission privileges. I almost died while I was there. I called her several times while I was hospitalized and she ignored my calls because she was too busy expanding her practice. I am furious at her and she never apologized. I’m going to sue her because she risked my life. I almost had a heart attack and died there. This has been confirmed by my cardiologist. I know as much about thyroid disorders as most physicians because I’m an educated consumer and have had the disease for 30 years. I’ve always followed my doctor’s recommendations and taken the medication exactly as prescribed. Fortunately, I’ve now lost the 32 pounds that I gained while hospitalized and have received an all clear from my cardiologist. It is very difficult to find a competent physician these days, believe me. I had put my faith in and she nearly killed me. I’m now searching for a new P*P to treat my medical conditions. It is difficult to find one who knows as much about thyroid disorders than me and will look beyond the superficial and instead at the whole person. I can’t believe how stupid most MDs are. I recently asked my cardiologist to recommended a decent P*P and he couldn’t think of a one name. I’m not kidding. It is a full time job just getting adequate medical care these days and I have excellent insurance as well. Also, I don’t prescribe any medication whatsoever. I just encourage my patients to advocate for themselves wherever possible and to think critically about anyone who doubts their experience. I always tell them to trust their instincts. They will seldom lead them wrong. It is a full time job to get decent healthcare these days.

Picture is of a unicorn. Once a patient said to me when I was counseling him about sleep apnea “you’re not an ordinary psychologist, are you?l” I’m not. My sister, said to je once “why don’t they just give you sn MD degree already?” She seems to have forgotten the fact of my extraordinary medical knowledge last summer when I was dying. But I’m finally starting to recover from this nightmare. I guess I am a unicorn after all.









12/15/2025

This is yet another scam account. Don’t fall for it. He isn’t on Fakebook. I tried to warn his management about this but they don’t care. If you see a scammer like this, call them out. I’m tired of doing all the work for him. I wasn’t scammed but many will be. Enough is enough.







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