PhParadise

08/08/2025

✨ Today & tomorrow’s slots are all booked, boo!

This Sunday, 1-5 PM …..Pull Up On Ya Girls 💕

All your favs will be FULLY STOCKED and we got a few free gifts for the early birds 👀✨

If you shop with us regularly, you already know where to be (same spot as your pickup orders).

New to the party? Tap the inbox to get the address. Don’t DM us here, boo this is a post-only page.

💳 We accept all forms of payment :cash, card, Apple Pay, and yes, AFTERPAY too.
Just make sure your Afterpay card is added to your digital wallet so it works at checkout!

Tell a friend to tell a friend it’s a Ph Paradise pull-up and we outside! PhParadise

08/07/2025

This Sunday, 1-5 PM — Pull Up On Ya Girls 💕

All your favs will be FULLY STOCKED and we got a few free gifts for the early birds 👀✨

If you shop with us regularly, you already know where to be (same spot as your pickup orders).

💳 We accept all forms of payment — cash, card, Apple Pay, and yes, AFTERPAY too.
Just make sure your Afterpay card is added to your digital wallet so it works at checkout!

Tell a friend to tell a friend it’s a Ph Paradise pull-up and we outside!

Dm here for address

08/01/2025

07/28/2025

Kewchie Talk: Little-Known Vaginal Issues Nobody Talks About (But Should)

Bestie, let’s get into the less-popular but still very real issues your Kewchie could be dealing with. These ain’t your everyday BV and yeast infection convos these are the sneaky, misunderstood, and often misdiagnosed problems that deserve some spotlight.

Because let’s be honest: if something feels off, it probably is and it’s not just in your head.

1. Vaginal Atrophy (Yes, even in your 20s & 30s!)
Don’t let the name fool you. It’s not just for menopausal women. Birth control, stress, or hormone imbalances can cause thinning of the va**nal walls, dryness, and even pain during s*x.
🔍 Signs: Burning, irritation, dryness, painful intimacy.

2. Cytolytic Vaginosis (A BV imposter)
This one mimics BV but actually happens when there’s too much of the good bacteria (lactobacilli). Wild, right?
🔍 Signs: White discharge, itching, and burning but no smell.

3. Lichen Sclerosus
Rare, but serious. It causes white, patchy skin that can scar the v***a and even change its shape over time.
🔍 Signs: Thin skin, itching, tearing, painful s*x.

4. Pelvic Floor Dysfunction
If your va**nal muscles are too tight (or too weak), you could experience pain during s*x, bladder leaks, or even constipation.
🔍 Signs: Painful pe*******on, heaviness in the pelvis, needing to p*e all the time.

5. Vaginal Allergies (Yes, your coochie can be allergic)
From latex condoms and flavored l***s to detergents and even certain soaps your girl can react to anything.
🔍 Signs: Itching, redness, burning especially after new products or s*x.

6. Desquamative Inflammatory Vaginitis (DIV)
A big word for a rare, inflammatory condition that can leave your Kewchie raw, irritated, and uncomfortable.
🔍 Signs: Yellowish discharge, burning, redness, and painful s*x.

7. Vulvodynia
Chronic pain at the opening of the va**na with no clear cause. And sis, it’s way more common than people think.
🔍 Signs: Burning, stinging, or irritation that just won’t go away.

✨ Big Sis Reminder:
You don’t have to “wait it out,” suffer in silence, or keep using harsh products that make things worse. Educate yourself, advocate for yourself, and if something feels wrong believe your body.

And if your current brand ain’t educating you, empowering you, or helping you actually understand your Kewchie? It’s time to leave them and get with the winning team. Period. ✌🏾

✨ Tap in with PH Paradise for plant-based, no B.S. care that was made with real bodies in mind.

📚 This Week:
We’ll be going in depth about each of these issuesone by one.

07/27/2025

✨ Sensitive-Skin Girlies, This One’s for You ✨

If yoni oils with essential oils feel like too much or if you’ve got sensitive skin that flares up easily let me put you on to Bare Care Yoni Oil, powered by pure Calendula Oil 🌼

Oh, and sis this oil was hand-infused by your fav girl, with love, intention, and a whole lotta care 💛

🧖🏾‍♀️ What’s the Difference Between Bare Care & Regular Yoni Oil?
• Bare Care Yoni Oil is made specifically for sensitive skin.
No essential oils, just one powerful healing herb: calendula.
• Regular Yoni Oils include essential oils + multiple herbs that target odor, balance, and moisture but may be too strong for easily irritated skin.

If your skin ever said “girl, that’s too much”, then Bare Care is the calm it’s been waiting for.

Why Bare Care Yoni Oil Is That Girl for Kewchie + Skin:
• 🌿 No essential oils, no drama – Just gentle, plant-based comfort
• 💧 Soothes irritation fast – Great for post-wax, razor burn, or redness
• 🛡️ Protects your pH – Antifungal + antibacterial without being harsh
• 🧸 Baby-soft moisture – Non-clogging, non-irritating hydration
• 🌸 Sp*eds healing – Supports recovery from cuts, tears, dryness & flare-ups
• 🧖🏾‍♀️ Calms chronic skin issues – Eczema, psoriasis, and dermatitis? She helps.

🪄 What Else Can Bare Care Yoni Oil Be Used For?

This oil isn’t just for the yoni, sis. She’s multi-talented:
• Inner thighs – To soothe chafing, prevent p*eling, and keep skin soft
• Underarms – Use at night to calm irritation & detox the area
• Post-shave – Anywhere you shave (v***a, armpits, legs) to reduce razor bumps
• Face – For dry patches, inflammation, or eczema flare-ups
• Eczema & psoriasis – Spot treat irritated skin or use during a flare
• Stretch marks & scars – Promotes healing and improves skin texture over time
• Baby care – Gentle enough for cradle cap, diaper rash, or dry baby skin
• Tattoo aftercare – Keeps new ink moisturized without clogging pores

✨ Sometimes simple is sacred. Bare Care Yoni Oil is your no-fluff, fragrance-free healing oil made for the softest skin and the most sensitive girlies.
From face to kewchie and everywhere in between let your skin breathe, bloom, and be loved naturally.

07/27/2025

Kewchie Talk: Do It For You, Not for Him

Let’s get into it, bestie.

Too many of us were raised to think that staying “fresh,” eating right, or even taking care of our yoni is just about being desirable for a man. Absolutely not. We’re flipping that narrative today.

This journey? It’s about honoring your body, your spirit, your energy for you.

💗 You deserve to feel good in your skin.
💧 You deserve a body that feels clean, balanced, and respected.
🌸 You deserve routines that pour into you, not ones that shrink you for someone else’s pleasure.

Taking care of your health, your womb, your mind, your peace ain’t got a damn thing to do with s*x appeal. It’s about loving yourself so deeply that you choose healing over performing. Nourishment over neglect. Wholeness over validation.

You are not a playground for pleasure.
You are a temple of power.
You are worthy of soft mornings, good gut health, and a yoni that feels loved whether you’re celibate, active, or somewhere in between.

Protect your peace. Preserve your power.
And remember we cleanse, detox, and nourish for US. Period.

07/26/2025

🌿 PH Paradise Oil Breakdown – Kewchie Talk Edition

🧴 OG Yoni Oil
• Purpose: Moisturizes, balances pH, supports your cycle, and calms PMS symptoms.
• Use: Apply daily to v***a or on a liner. Can also be used internally with applicator or tampon

🌿 Yeast Relief Yoni Oil
• Purpose: Tackles yeast flare-ups, irritation, and recurring imbalance.
• Use: Apply 3–4x per week when needed. Not for daily use this one’s medicinal.

💦 Slip & Slide Aphrodisiac Yoni Oil
• Purpose: Boosts pleasure, increases sensitivity, and heightens desire.
• Use: For internal or external use. Perfect for intimate moments or self-love nights.

✨ HS Healing Oil
• Purpose: Soothes HS, eczema, boils, and inflamed skin.
• Use: Apply to problem areas 2–3x daily. Natural relief for chronic skin conditions.

🌞 Turmeric Glow Oil
• Purpose: Fades dark spots, evens tone, and brightens dull skin.
• Use: Daily application to underarms, inner thighs, or anywhere with hyperpigmentation.

💘 Love Below Oil
• Purpose: Light, non-greasy oil made for men. Keeps skin, beard, and intimate areas soft, hydrated, and smelling fresh.
• Use: Apply daily after showering for full-body moisture and all-day scent.

🌴 SummertymenGlow Oil
• Purpose: Lightweight facial moisturizer designed to hydrate without clogging pores. Leaves your skin smooth, soft, and refreshed with a natural glow.
• Use: Apply daily to face after cleansing. Ideal for all skin types especially during warmer months.

🌱 Detox Body Oil
• Purpose: Supports lymphatic drainage, reduces bloating, and boosts circulation.
• Use: Massage into lower belly, thighs, or underarms daily to assist detox and fluid release.

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PH Paradise provides a relaxing environment for you to nurture and nourish yourself, as we enlighten you with our womb-centered teachings and reclaim your health and reconnect to your feminine wisdom, located in Montgomery. Alabama.

07/22/2025

✨ 10 Self-Love Habits Your Big Sis Swears By ✨

Listen, I’m not here to preach. I’m here as your big sister, the one who’s gone through the trenches and came out smelling like lemongrass and minding my business. Self-love ain’t just bubble baths and candles (though I’m here for that too). It’s the little daily things that remind you: “Sis, you are THAT GIRL. Period.” 💅🏾

Here’s what I need you to start doing:

🌸 1. Start and end your day with gratitude.
Before you grab that phone, grab yourself. Say thank you for waking up and thank you for surviving another day.

🧖🏾‍♀️ 2. Treat your body like royalty.
Drink your water, stretch, and keep her clean. And baby, use Ph Paradise yoni bars and washes to keep your Kewchie fresh WITHOUT all those chemicals. She deserves only the best.

💌 3. Set boundaries without guilt.
“No” is a complete sentence. Don’t let people drain you, sis. Protect your energy like it’s your favorite edge control.

🪞 4. Speak life over yourself daily.
Affirm out loud: “I am soft. I am powerful. I am worth all good things.” Repeat it till you believe it.

🧼 5. Romanticize your hygiene routine.
Turn on music, light that candle, and take your time in the shower. Wash with your Ph Paradise Lemongrass Bar and thank your body for carrying you.

📖 6. Feed your mind better too.
Unfollow folks who make you feel “less than.” Read something uplifting. Listen to podcasts that inspire you to grow.

💤 7. Prioritize your rest.
I don’t care what hustle culture says—your body heals when you rest. 8 hours minimum. And if you can’t? Take naps. Period.

🕯️ 8. Create a soft life corner.
This could be your bed, your car, even your bathroom. Somewhere clean and peaceful just for YOU. Stock it with Ph Paradise oils to keep you smelling divine and feeling soft.

💳 9. Buy yourself something nice.
Small or big, celebrate YOU. That’s not selfish—it’s maintenance.

🌿 10. Detox your space and your spirit.
Clear the clutter. Burn sage or incense. Journal out your feelings. Heal that womb, too, with our Ph Paradise Detox Oil.

💖
Big sis reminder: Self-love is not a trend. It’s survival. You can’t pour from an empty cup. Take care of your mind, your body, your soul… and yes, your Kewchie too.

07/22/2025

We’re back Wednesday, besties! 🥳 Thanks for letting us take a little time to reset & recharge—y’all already know we’re coming back better than ever.

🔥 TOMORROW ONLY 🔥(Feel free to ordertoday for pickup tomorrow) Buy ANY wash and get your 2nd one for just $15! 😱 (Limit 1 special per order. Excludes 50 oz sizes.)

📌 Example: Snag a $25 wash + grab your second for only $15 = BOTH for $40. You can’t beat that!

Don’t wait ‘til the last minute. Y’all know how quick we sell out 👀

07/17/2025

✨ All slots are FULL & our vacation has officially started! ✨ We’ll see y’all when we return on Wednesday 7/23. 🏝️💖 Thank you for trusting us, supporting us, and rocking with your favorite girls like you always do.

07/13/2025

🚨 Besties, TODAY is THE day! 🚨 From 12-4 you can pull up and shop in person 💕. After that, you only got 3 days before we’re on VACAY (7/17–7/22). The inbox will be off and so will our worries 😎✈️… don’t say I didn’t warn you.

📍Regulars: same spot you pick up your orders.
👀 New here? Hit the inbox NOW for the address.

✨Y’all remember last time you bought the WHOLE table? Let’s run that back… Part 2 starts today 🛍️🔥

07/11/2025

✨ Sis, you have 5 days left to shop before we close! ✨ No orders will be accepted after 4 PM on 7/16—so don’t wait. 🛒

📦 All pickup slots for today are FULL. If you order today, your pickup will be scheduled for tomorrow.