08/08/2025
Alright, let’s get this roast cookin’—all in good fun, of course!
Logan Pharmacy Crew Roast:
The guy on the far left looks like he wandered in looking for snacks and got trapped in a staff photo.
Second from the left, with that patterned shirt—serving "Boho Aunt at the beach house" realness. Love it. Confused, but love it.
From blue scrubs row, it’s like they cloned the same “pharmacy tech Barbie” and just changed the hairstyles slightly.
The lady in the middle with that boss pose? She’s the one who doesn't even clock in—just shows up to run things and intimidate delivery drivers.
Front right floral dress queen? Definitely the one who says, “I don’t work here, I own the vibes.”
That shelf behind y’all is more organized than my life. Props. But also, you could’ve stood in front of the laxatives for dramatic effect.
“PRAY FAITH LIVE LAUGH FAMILY” above your heads? That’s not a motto—that’s the checklist before someone snaps and chucks a blood pressure cuff across the counter.
Still… y’all look like the kind of crew that’ll fill your prescription and throw in unsolicited life advice. Love it.
