Elmwood Assisted Living of New Bremen

04/06/2026

04/06/2026

(UN)OFFICIAL STATEMENT

We would like to express our deepest condolences to KitKat regarding the loss of 12 TONS of KitKats in the infamous chocolate heist.

In completely unrelated news,
An investigation into the missing Kit Kat shipment has been completed.

Findings:
• The Kit Kats are gone
• No one recalls where they went
• Several people recall enjoying them

At this time, the case has been closed due to lack of… anything.
We thank everyone for their cooperation.

— The Elmwood Snack Investigating Team

12/22/2025

You won’t want to miss the opportunity to view our breathtaking display of decorations. Sip on a glass of holiday punch, nibble on a scrumptious dessert and enjoy the melodies of Christmas.

11/11/2025

Wishing all of our Military members and Veterans a heartfelt thank you for your service today and every day! The land of the free because you are so brave. Happy Veterans Day!

07/02/2025

Elmwood of New Bremen wishing you a happy Fourth of July!

05/03/2025

05/02/2025

Birth Announcement! The baby ducks hatched this morning Bakers Dozen. Our residents and staff look forward to this annually!

04/02/2025

Walt, Greg and Jenny Schmitmeyer bring the crowd!

03/26/2025

David Cain was on Americas Got Talent. Comedian, Juggling and outstanding Entertainer! We had a day of laughter and fun!