11/17/2025
If you’ve been here long enough and you know me 😇 you know I could go on and on…
Over the years, I’ve officially created my Signature Banned List—a curated collection of unrealistic requests, expired expectations, and things that simply do NOT align with safe, realistic ethical aesthetic practice.
Yes, it’s funny.
Yes, it’s sarcastic.
But it’s also real.
Because this industry isn’t just needles and numbing cream—
it’s anatomy, science, precision, ethics, and YEARS of continuing education.
I spend countless hours every single year studying:
✨ facial anatomy
✨ aging patterns
✨ safety protocols
✨ new techniques
✨ complication management
✨ product science
✨ best practices in aesthetic medicine
Not because I have to —
but because my patients deserve a provider who treats their face like it matters.
And it does matter.
So while my Signature Banned List keeps the humor alive, here’s what actually stays consistent:
💉 Your safety
💉 Your anatomy
💉 Your long-term results
💉 Realistic expectations
💉 Honest recommendations
💉 Proper dosing (not wishful thinking)
💉 Evidence-based care
Your satisfaction is the priority — not shortcuts, not trends, not TikTok “hacks.”
And post-care? Education? Understanding your treatment plan?
Those matter just as much as what happens in the chair.
So yes… I’ll answer your questions again.
And again.
And again.
Because an informed patient is a safe and happy patient — and that’s the entire goal. 🤍✨.