11/18/2025
Ladies, let’s clear something up today before someone’s son gets his feelings hurt.
Your va**na does not get loose.
It doesn’t stretch out like old sweatpants from college.
It is not the scrunchie you’ve had since the 90s.
Your va**na is a whole MUSCLE.
A biological Beyoncé.
She stretches, she adapts, she rebounds, she’s elite.
And yes, she can push out a 7-pound baby and still snap back quicker than your ex after you block him.
So when people say, ‘Oh, she had a baby, she’s gonna be loose,’
I’m like…
No, sweetheart.
Your ego is loose.
Her pelvic floor?
Probably stronger that your shapewear on Thanksgiving day.
Now—can pelvic floor muscles weaken? Sure.
Just like arms, abs, or that lower back you keep injuring by doing absolutely nothing.
But loose?
No.
She’s not falling out.
She’s not dragging behind you at Walmart.
She’s not clocking out of her job.
She just wants hydration, proper hormones, and maybe a set of Kegels done correctly
—NOT while you’re driving through Starbucks, ma’am.
So stop spreading misinformation.
Start spreading pelvic floor awareness.
And remember:
Your va**na is resilient, responsive, and classy.
High performance.
Luxury.
Elite.
Please share so no one else has to get their feelings hurt