Brooklyn Body Mechanic

Brooklyn Body Mechanic Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork for Athletes. I help athletes and active people manage pain, recover faster, and move better.

Every Veteran's Day I post the same Vonnegut quote. I have nothing else clever to say this year. I don't recognize the c...
11/11/2024

Every Veteran's Day I post the same Vonnegut quote. I have nothing else clever to say this year.

I don't recognize the country I once defended...

Maybe we'll just never get it right.

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"I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month."

"It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind."

THANK YOU   What a wild ride it's been to provide y'all with the BEST in massage for over 4 years.We're revamping the we...
03/09/2024

THANK YOU

What a wild ride it's been to provide y'all with the BEST in massage for over 4 years.

We're revamping the website as I write this. It's only getting better here.

Thanks for coming along for the ride.

 This is our IG post for today. My daily laundry pile.People ask me why I don't do more content.I ask them why they don'...
03/03/2024



This is our IG post for today. My daily laundry pile.

People ask me why I don't do more content.

I ask them why they don't have more clients 🤷‍♂️

The flashy social BS doesn't even begin to encompass what I do....which is, largely, boring. At least, it's boring to look at.

But in other ways, it really is something else.

Y'all met Claire? The newest massage therapist at Brooklyn Body Mechanic....maybe if you DM me, I'll give you a discount...
02/25/2024

Y'all met Claire? The newest massage therapist at Brooklyn Body Mechanic....maybe if you DM me, I'll give you a discount for them...but before that...

Claire (she/they) is a born and raised New Yorker with a self-described "aggressive love for bread, butter, and cheese."

But are they a good massage therapist??

They are better than good.

They are better than me in many ways.

They also managed to survive an 8-month apprenticeship with me, which is no small feat 🤣

After studying psych, linguistics, and medical ethics, they found themselves wanting a career that was more tactile and people-centered...hence massage.

Having deep, personal experiences with chronic illness, loss, and grief, they bring a myriad of skills to the table:

They are as comfortable with sports massage as they are with relaxation and somatic work.

They are collaborative, adaptable, and basically amazing.

Boom your session with Claire NOW! DM me if you need a little incentive 😬

I was going to write a post to moan more about idiotic stuff other   tell clients...but here's a nice photo of me, inste...
02/22/2024

I was going to write a post to moan more about idiotic stuff other tell clients...but here's a nice photo of me, instead.

See...I'm not always a curmudgeon.

But, seriously, we've been changing and growing here at Brooklyn Body Mechanic, so I figured some new photos were in order.

I'm Jonny. Nice to meet you. Got any questions about massage or pain management?

I miss teaching...but I like doing it my way.Mentoring  was probably the most rewarding thing I've done. So I'll keep do...
02/19/2024

I miss teaching...but I like doing it my way.

Mentoring was probably the most rewarding thing I've done.

So I'll keep doing that.

Whether I'm educating other LMTs, Patients, or Biz owners, leadership is always a part of what I do.

The Brooklyn Body Mechanic team.Claire is going to hate this, but here is an unedited shot from the small photo shoot th...
02/18/2024

The Brooklyn Body Mechanic team.

Claire is going to hate this, but here is an unedited shot from the small photo shoot that we FINALLY did.

In our little clinic in the basement of MFAB.

It's where the magic happens, although we ain't magicians... just massage needs.

Highly rated ones, at that.

Got some aches and pains? Give us a shot.





Address

649 Morgan Avenue Suite 3BA
New York, NY
11222

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 9pm
Tuesday 12pm - 9pm
Wednesday 12pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 9pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm
Sunday 12pm - 6pm

Telephone

+17183135231

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