Desmond Cadogan Massage

06/08/2025

👐 WILL MASSAGE FOR FOOD 🌮
Capitalism has me out here trading back rubs for burritos.
My dental plan is vibes. My savings plan? Regret.
I’m strong, skilled, and slightly feral.
DM me your menu — no raisins in the potato salad.
(Yes, I’m kidding… unless you actually have tacos.)

11/07/2025

11/07/2025

FEMA officials say Noem took days to sign off on the deployment of resources to assist with the search and recovery efforts.

04/07/2025

🎆 4th of July Weekend Special 🇺🇸
Relax your body while the fireworks fly.
This long weekend, I’m offering in-home massage for just $200/hr — I’ll bring the massage table and you cover round-trip cab fare.
Skip the stress, keep your cool, and celebrate your freedom… to feel good.
DM to book — spots will go fast!

26/06/2025

☀️Summer Special☀️
It’s way too hot to be running around the city - so let me come to you.
I’ll bring my massage table and everything you need for a full in-home session.
$200/hour + round-trip cab fare
You stay cool. I’ll take care of the rest.
DM to book.

21/06/2025

🌞 Summer Is Here — So Am I 🌞
Still offering healing, personalized massage therapy to help you feel your best. Whether you’re recovering, relaxing, or just need a reset — I’m at your service.

📍 NYC | 💆🏾‍♂️ Post-injury & therapeutic care
📞 Direct message to book.
📧 desmondmassage@gmail.com
🔗 desmondmassage.com

Let’s take care of you this season. 💛

19/01/2025

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15/01/2025

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09/12/2024

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21/09/2024

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21/09/2024

29/12/2023

“I've known Desmond for over a decade. I've always had very physical jobs as I am a very physical person. Desmond has always been there on a most professional level to bale me, and my ungrateful back, out of incapacitating circumstances. Now that I'm a fireman for the City of New York, (FDNY) for the last seven years, I require expert message therapy with no holds barred and Desmond consistently delivers incomparable results. Thank you Desmond for all of your help keeping the city and me safer.
Michael Tuma
FDNY”

Referrals are the best way to roll. Thanks Mike.