09/05/2024
So, imagine this—A woman is trying to get on a bus, but her skirt is just a bit too tight. As the bus pulls up and it’s her turn to step on, she realizes she can’t lift her leg high enough to reach the first step. 😬 With a sheepish smile at the driver, she reaches behind to unzip her skirt a little, hoping to create some extra room. But nope—still can’t make it!
Undeterred, she tries again, giving it another little unzip. But alas, the first step still seems miles away! 😅 Now feeling a mix of frustration and embarrassment, she goes for a third unzip, determined to conquer that step.
At this point, a large Texan gentleman standing behind her decides to step in—literally! He effortlessly lifts her by the waist and places her right onto the bus step.
She’s furious! 😡 She whirls around and shouts, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The Texan, with a slow, Southern drawl and a grin, replies, “Well ma’am, normally I’d agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.” 🤣😂
Moral of the story? Sometimes, things aren’t always what they seem—especially in tight situations! 😜
