02/09/2026
Annual performance review for my Associate Therapist, Hans:
Pros: Excellent at grounding techniques, maintains a calm 'office' environment (most of the time), and never breaks confidentiality (mostly because he’s asleep).
Cons: Prone to some barking in-between appointments, insists on 'tactile breaks' every 20 minutes, and has yet to help with a single insurance claim.
Despite the lack of paperwork skills, he’s the best hire I’ve ever made. There’s nothing like a Corgi greeting to recharge my batteries between sessions! 🐾🛋️