christinas_colonics

08/09/2021

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06/30/2021

Did you know that you could eliminate sugar like 98% of the time because it flares up your autoimmune disease while enjoying other sweet stuff (like fruit), whenever you want?
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And that you can 100% eliminate trigger foods that make you feel like terrible inside, without slapping a label on your lifestyle?
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And did you know that if your intuitive way of eating looks like a diet to someone else and they want to judge you, that’s 110% about them, not you?
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How you choose to eat only has to make sense to you. Just ask yourself if you feel nourished, satisfied, comfortable, energized, happy and thriving..

Yes?? Then there ya go..

06/28/2021

Please and Thank You 🙏🏽😘

03/13/2021

Chicago:

Reminder to book for March/April

I will be available for colonics Monday March 29 - Friday April 02 at Cleanse Chicago on N. Halsted in River North.

There are a few spots left that week on Thursday April 1.

Text, call or message me to book your appointment!! 😘

**please note: a 35$ non-refundable deposit is required to hold your appointment (via Venmo or PayPal). If you need to cancel, please give me 48 hours notice.

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02/13/2021

Our 👁Eyes👁 are the window to our souls and our 💩Poop💩 is the window to our Health

Let’s get to know our old buddy Roy G. Biv on a much deeper level for a sec..

What does it mean when we release random spectrums of the rainbow??

Brown: ideal, healthy

Black: too many iron supplements, you may have just taken peptide bismuth (or something similar); worse case scenario, blood in the upper GI. See your doc if this is the case.

Maroon/Red: you had beets, cranberries or red food dye recently; bleeding in the lower GI/rectum.. possibly hemorrhoids

Gray/Clay color: biliary obstruction; meaning obstruction in the bile duct or the gallbladder (possibly tumor) or gallstones in the pancreas; call your doctor

Yellow: undigested fats; cystic fibrosis; pancreatitis **(watch your alcohol intake!!)**; obstruction in the pancreatic duct; something could be going on with your liver and/or gallbladder; celiac disease; call your doctor

Green: excessive green foods or foods with green or purple dye; diarrhea (rapid transit)

As always, be mindful and pay attention to how you feel. If something feels off or seems suspicious, it never hurts to talk to your naturopath or doc.

Next time you go to the bathroom, look back and smile, knowing that you have the power to change your health. Look at your p**p.. and learn to read and understand your body.

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02/05/2021

A happy tummy doesn't always equal a happy digestive system. Food can be our medicine, but it can also be our poison.

Detoxing is a great way to learn more about what your body tolerates best. Unfortunately a huge misconception is that detoxing is only accomplished by eliminating certain foods and just drinking juices for several consecutive days..

DETOX IS NOT WHAT GOES IN, IT’S WHAT COMES OUT.

One of my biggest pet peeves in our society is the idea that juicing is inherently detoxifying.

It’s not.

Detoxing means that matter is coming OUT of our body.

As wonderful as these treats can be in moderation, they remain embedded in our cells.

Juice does not inherently cure us of years of vice. It simply acts as Windex to ease the removal of waste. To fully cleanse or detox, we need to scrub our bodies of toxins through frequent (DAILY) bowel movements, sweating, circulation and yes, SEVERAL COLONICS- ideally close together.

02/02/2021

What happens in a colonic session?

It’s actually a super easy process.. after you empty your bladder, undress from the waist down and are covered with a fresh towel, we start off with an abdominal massage..

From there, there will be a gentle insertion of a speculum that has two attachments, one the in flow hose and one for the out-flow hose.

Throughout the session, we will do “fills” and “releases” that literally fill the colon with triple filtered water, to then release the water and waste (gas, mucous, stool, bile etc.)

We do that several times; the most discomfort you feel is similar to mild menstrual cramps.

After a few fills and releases, I let you off the table and you have time to sit on the toilet to empty any remaining water and waste..

Once you’re finished, we meet back in the treatment room to discuss any recommendations, what to expect afterwards and follow up treatments..

Afterwards, you can go about your day/evening as you normally would.

It’s not abnormal to sometimes feel tired afterwards, but it passes after a shower and/or some down time.

02/02/2021

Chicago:

I’m so excited to see you again in March/April..

I will be available for colonics Monday March 29 - Friday April 02 at Cleanse Chicago on N. Halsted in River North.

Hours begin at 10am and will go as late as 7pm (last client arriving at 7pm). As always, I will be as flexible as possible, depending on your schedule.

To schedule please text message, call, email or DM me.

Can’t wait to see you and get you warm weather ready..

**please note: a 35$ non-refundable deposit is required to hold your appointment (via Venmo or PayPal). If you need to cancel, please give me 48 hours notice.

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10/08/2020

Support doesn’t have to cost you a thing.

Share our posts, save our posts and/or refer our services out to others..

Any bit of love is appreciated.. 🧚🏽‍♀️🙏🏽🧚🏽‍♀️

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09/25/2020

If you know me well enough, my love for Tarot🧚🏽‍♀️ is evident.
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I’ve had readings since I was 12, and have been reading about, studying and experimenting with cards ever since.
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As a lover and a student of the deck, my go to (personal therapy session, safe place to release emotional baggage and to seek guidance/clarity/peace/new perspective, to feel truly seen, heard and understood in a nonjudgmental realm) is Tarot.
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So how do you find someone that gets you? That you can trust? Word of mouth, usually, right?
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I’m here to do my part in putting ‘s name on the map, into the ether, and to share with the Universe, that this woman is straight up magic🔥..
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Contact her:

312-823-7164

NeoneyeTarot@gmail.com

08/10/2020

Thank you 🙏🏽

via @ Buffalo, New York

07/29/2020

🙌🏾🙌🏿🌟🙌🏿🙌🏾 @ Buffalo, New York

07/13/2020

count chemicals and ingredients, not calories...

07/04/2020

This map is spot on! Watch your wrinkles, pimples, dryness, oiliness, itchiness, sensitive areas and open pores.
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Each symptom is signaling a different energy associated with an organ on this map.
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To balance the organ, we usually need to reset.
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How do you do that? Colonics. Nutrition and lifestyle modifications. Stress management.
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Need a girl? I know someone.. 😉😘
www.christinalamacchia.com
312-623-9137
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07/03/2020

07/02/2020

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07/02/2020

Stop resisting.
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Stay intentional.
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Change can’t happen if we tangle ourselves up in a stagnated position.

06/30/2020

Did you know that you could eliminate sugar like 98% of the time because it flares up your autoimmune disease while enjoying other sweet stuff, whenever you want?
🧚🏽‍♂️
And that you can 100% eliminate trigger foods that make you feel like hot garbage, without slapping a label on your lifestyle? 🧜🏽‍♀️
And did you know that if your intuitive way of eating looks like a diet to someone else and they want to judge you, that’s 110% about them, not you. 🧞‍♀️
How you choose to eat only has to make sense to you. Just ask yourself if you feel nourished, satisfied, comfortable, energized, happy and thriving.. Yes?? Then there ya go..