The Yoga Branch

01/31/2026

🌲 This is your gentle nudge to slow down 🌲

A weekend of mindfulness, meditation, rest, and connection wrapped in nature and designed just for women.

✨ Yoga + meditation
✨ Chef-prepared meals
✨ Mobile salt cave + sauna
✨ Cozy accommodations
✨ Time to do absolutely nothing… or everything

📍Farmington, MN
📅 May 29–31, 2026
💚 Early Bird rate: Only $499 through 2/15 (payment plan available)

If your nervous system just sighed reading this…
👇 Comment RETREAT below and I’ll send you all the details on how to register.

01/30/2026

Tonight’s $3 Thursday was that kind of magic ✨

Soft lights. Deep breaths. Just enough movement to feel alive, and just enough stillness to truly arrive.
We moved… then we rested.
We breathed… then we went beyond the breath.

It was cozy in the best way—grounding, gentle, and exactly what nervous systems needed tonight.
If you were there, thank you for sharing that space and energy.
If you missed it, just know this: these Thursday nights are becoming a sweet little exhale for the week 🤍

🔥 Don’t miss this next week 🔥
Thursday, Feb 5th — $3 Thursday Yoga
This is your midweek reset. Your pause before the weekend. Your reminder that you don’t have to carry everything alone.

Spots fill, energy hits different, and it’s quickly becoming the best $3 you’ll spend all week 🤍
Come get cozy with us.👇👇👇
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01/30/2026

01/29/2026

Gentle yoga is cheaper than therapy
and comes with better vibes.
🐶✨ $3 Thursday • 6:30pm • North Branch

Limited spots. Sign up before it's too late!
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01/29/2026

✨ $3 THURSDAY YOGA – TONIGHT! ✨
Need to shake off the day without wrecking your wallet? Say less.
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🧘‍♀️ $3 Yoga TONIGHT
⏰ 6:30 PM
📍 The Yoga Branch in North Branch

Come as you are. Stretch it out. Breathe a little deeper. Leave feeling more human than when you walked in. No pressure, no fancy expectations, just movement, breath, and good energy for three freakin’ dollars.

Bring a friend. Or come solo and make one.
See you on the mat 💫

01/28/2026

Still available for only $499 (along with payment option) up through 2/15! 💚 text #952-221-5013