Dragon Lady Shaman

01/09/2026

Weekend Forecast!!! (1/9/26)

Time for some bold moves! This weekend hustles in with major main character energy - maybe even a Hero-vs.-Villain showdown. Whichever way the victory falls, the consequences will be significant… they may even turn your world upside down. Ready or not, the time to hide and play small is over. Choose your weapon… and FIGHT!!

King of Swords Rx orders you to cut the crap and stand in your highest truth. BIG changes are possible if you are willing to sharpen your tongue and pierce through falsehood. If you continue clinging to what is not aligned and actualized, you shall be revealed as your own worst enemy (but also swamped by other enemies, eager to take advantage of your cowardice). If, however, you are willing to step up and slash through the status quo, you can stand proud in the wreckage… and in the subsequent spaciousness which will allow a new order to flourish. Your word is your power. Use it wisely.

Queen of Wands commands you to put some muscle behind your mojo. Do you believe in magic? Then act like it, dammit!! The future belongs to those who KNOW their actions ripple through all dimensions, and that the spiritual is ultimately more powerful than the physical. Your beliefs may be tested this weekend - especially your belief in yourself. Queen of Wands is bold, saucy and charismatic, never shirking the spotlight - but also never allowing the attention to go to her head. There is power in numbers, so use your charms to pull in support and loyalty when possible. But if you must go it alone, then move swiftly, as a lean, clean machine.

The World Rx is a herald of impending disaster. Woohoo!!! Look, we all know that things can’t go on like this, and something’s gotta give. Whether this weekend will go down in post-history as Apocalypse Now, or just another uncomfortable shift in your already rattled identity, remains to be seen. Either way, don’t be complacent, and be ready to jump tectonic plates as they move under your feet. Assuming this isn’t a massive collective event, it will still be a massive upgrade for you, giving you a chance to show up in a completely different way - and be received by a completely different reality.

On the heels of a long season of shedding, purging and deconstructing, this weekend has been a long time coming. Finally, the pendulum begins to swing back from destruction to creation - and although it’s only beginning to swing, the change is palpable. Rev your engines, because if anyone’s gonna rock your world, it should be you.

Entering your villain (or hero) era? Get a reading!! Still carrying that 600 pound gorilla of baggage from the bad old days? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at Goddess Elite. Virtual sessions available most days, as are in-person sessions at my Berea office (by appointment only, 1 hour minimum). DM me and let’s take back the power!!!

Deck: Steampunk Art Nouveau Tarot
Friday: King of Swords Rx
Saturday: Queen of Wands
Sunday: The World Rx

01/04/2026

01/02/2026

Weekend Forecast!!! (1/2/26)

Thought you’d be able to relax and coast in the new year? Not on your life, buddy. This weekend hits with a sobering reality check: there is still plenty of inner and outer work to be done, and urgently. While you are encouraged to approach it with a light and gentle spirit, any attempts at bypassing or half-assing are likely to blow up in your face. The consequences of dragging forward unfinished business are rapidly becoming more severe. Fix your karma, especially releasing what was never yours to carry.

Laziness (9 of Cups) reminds you not to rest on your laurels - that life happens through you, not to you. It’s easy to become paralyzed when things seem overwhelming, but don’t forget that the plot only advances when you perform the emotional labor of making decisions and acting upon them. The motif of compartmentalization is heavy in the imagery of this card. Where have you been excusing your own avoidance because you’ve been so (supposedly) vigilant in other areas? Where have you felt so inadequate that it’s caused you to outsource your authority? Remember that “wu wei” (enlightened nonaction) is not the same as loafing - and the difference has a lot to do with your willingness to be conscious. Even where you’re truly not ready to act, at least begin asking the hard questions about why not, and how you can become ready.

Guilt (8 of Swords) Rx urges you to go easy on yourself - in the most solemn and responsible way. How is this not contradicting what we just said above?? Because beating yourself up is not the same as motivating yourself, obviously! Whatever regrets you may have, it’s time to work through the heavy emotions around these and make a proper living amends, rather than continuing to drag them around. Continuing to judge and condemn yourself won’t help anyone, or any situation. Be especially conscious of spiritual interference that plays into your agonies, and consider investing in a proper energy clearing that will help strip the burden of heaviness from your sweet soul.

Playfulness (Page of Wands) Rx reminds you that all play and no work makes Jack a broke boy. Have you been placing your responsibilities central in your life, or indulging the demands of your whims at your leisure? If your (literal or metaphorical) diet is full of “little treats” as a reward for minimal effort, it may be time for a serious detox and recommitment to your goals. Tis the season, after all. While the energy of this coming year promises to be lighter and zestier, this is not an invitation to party nonstop. Make hay while the sun shines, and apply the newly dynamic energy rather than simply reveling in it.

This weekend might not feel like much fun - but it’s doing the best it can, as your first days back to “normal” after a weird, anticlimactic holiday season. If you’re struggling to get back to work or find motivation to run your routines, it’s possible that the burnout you’re experiencing needs a longer reset. Experiment to figure out what activities (and/or flavors of rest) will actually restore you - and what will only continue the slow burn.

Confused, conflicted and constrantly contradicted? Get a reading!! Still dripping with last year’s nasty energy? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at Goddess Elite. Virtual sessions available by appointment most days, as are in-person sessions at my Berea office. DM me to open a window of possibilities!

Deck: Osho Zen Tarot
Friday: Laziness (9 of Cups)
Saturday: Guilt (8 of Swords) Rx
Sunday: Playfulness (Page of Wands) Rx

01/01/2026

Magic Hat Karaoke: New Year’s Day Edition
Is TONIGHT!!! And every Thursday,
9pm-1am,
At Sacred Vortex Teahouse in Ohio City!!!
(4125 Lorain Rd, Cleveland)

It’s time to ring in the sparkling new year,
And tell the old year to f**k right off!
Sing your intentions, lose your inhibitions,
And show up for the first day of the rest of your life!!!

This year is gonna be magic…
Come to where the magic happens!

Hosted by Yours Truly, Seven Glory Sunrise
(And her Magic Hat)…
Attended by the best of the best!!!

12/26/2025

Weekend Forecast!!! (12/26/25)

Finally, we get to the easy part. It’s about time!! As this challenging year winds down, enjoy a brief respite of ease, simplicity and fulfillment. Stay close to your center and attuned to your emotions; there is plenty of love to go around, but you have to slow down in order to receive it. Modest gains are possible this weekend, provided you have made the effort to be in alignment.

10 of Cups Rx suggests that while “you can’t always get what you want… if you try sometimes, you just might find… you get what you need.” In fact, you might get way more than you bargained for - but in a good way, for once. People and circumstances are showing up for you in ways you never previously could have imagined. Though it may be painful to admit this, you may realize that you have been the one blocking your own inclusion and belonging all along.

Queen of Cups shows you becoming exquisitely attuned to energetic sensations, from both within and without. For the first time, you may find yourself thriving rather than panicking in an air of heightened receptivity. Listen to the still, small voice inside - but recognize that the loud, demanding voices which surround you are not a threat, and may also carry great medicine. Finally, this card speaks to the Power of Presence - a power which may crackle through you with soft, yet formidable intensity at this time.

3 of Pentacles chimes in eagerly to remind us that “it’s not over till it’s over” - “it” being 2025 and our possibilities for “doing something” in it. Rather than impatiently flipping through the last few pages on your daily calendar to get this dumpster fire of a year behind you, consider embracing the awareness that every moment is a new field of possibilities. If you start running towards your next prospect now, you’ll have a healthy head start on those treating January 1 as the starting line. While this card typically carries themes of hands-on labor and cooperative work, here the emphasis is on dreaming things into existence - so remember that planning, properly performed, totally counts as its own accomplishment.

This weekend holds you in a gentle, supportive and undemanding energy - but if you’re chomping at the bit, feel free to put your eagerness into action in support of your goals. Just don’t work so hard that you miss the moment, which is unusually pleasant, or forget to celebrate the presence of your friends and loved ones, who are many (if you allow them to be).

Considering your next power moves? Get a reading!! Not fully trusting the sea of energies you swim in? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at Goddess Elite. Virtual (phone or Zoom) sessions available most days by arrangement, as are in-person sessions via my Berea office. DM me to set something up!

Deck: Healing Light Tarot
Friday: 10 of Cups Rx
Saturday: Queen of Cups
Sunday: 3 of Pentacles

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas, deer ones!

12/25/2025

Magic Hat CHRISTMAS KARAOKE is tonight!!!
Yes friends, it wouldn’t be a holiday without y’all!
Sing, dance, and make merry with your family of friends,
Tonight and every Thursday, 9pm - 1am,
At Sacred Vortex Teahouse in Ohio City!!
(4125 Lorain Rd, Cleveland)

Give yourself the gift of a great time…
You’ve been awfully good this year
(Even if the year hasn’t)!
Bring your family or ditch your family…
There’s room here for everyone!

Hosted by Yours Truly, Seven Glory Sunrise…
And her Magic Reindeer Suit.

12/24/2025

Good news, fam!
Magic Hat Karaoke is ON for Christmas Day!!!
Bring ya family or ditch ya family,
This (and every) Thursday, 9pm - 1am,
At The Sacred Vortex Teahouse in Ohio City!!
(4125 Lorain Rd, Cleveland)

Sing your favorite Christmas carols…
Or sing whatever you want!
Give the gift of song!!

Hosted by Yours Truly…
And her Magic Reindeer Suit!