Nancy's Naturals

Nancy's Naturals Nancy's Naturals creates herbal and Emu oil products for health and beauty. The herbs are organicall

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Hugs and love
04/11/2023

Hugs and love

Today is my birthday but no one bless me🥲🥲

04/11/2023

Silver Wings or I WillAlways Love You

Much older
04/11/2023

Much older

04/11/2023

Jen Scruff Darcy and Our wonderful Charly

04/11/2023

Yeah and so… it has to be true I posted it on Facebook

01/30/2021

The greenhouse is in full production for spring plants. Hardy drought resistant perennials are being transplanted now. Peppers, petunias and pansy replanted. Tomatoes, veggies and annuals are next to be planted. Recent snows have encouraged me. Pictures will be coming soon

Mother’s Day plant sell!!! ❤️❤️❤️
05/07/2019

Mother’s Day plant sell!!! ❤️❤️❤️

02/02/2019

Succulents transplanted

01/31/2019

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Target:



Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.








If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.

08/03/2018

SUCCULENTS - OLD TIME FAVORITES AND COLLECTIIONS

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HOUSE PLANTS FOR SALE

We have expanded our bedding plant program to include house plants. Primarily Succulents because they are my new favorites but many other old time favorites. It is time to find them new homes as it will soon be time to start regular bedding plants. Great prices- pest free--Think about the upcoming giving season for a long lived cherished gift.