Axis Chiropractic

04/29/2026

SUPPLEMENT OF THE MONTH

OmegAvail-"fish oil"

This is also a must have. Fat is good and fish oil is great. Should everyone take it? Not necessarily.

We recommend Designs for Health products because of the quality, testing and purity. There is really only two supplement companies that we would consider and none of them are from a big box store.

04/14/2026

It's a beautiful morning for an adjustment ☀️🌞

04/13/2026

**IMPORTANT**
We are NOT out of network with United Healthcare. There has been a glitch and we're on top of it.

04/06/2026

Listen to this if you're cutting calories to lose weight. This is a great explanation of WHY you shouldn't do that! The "gym bro" science just doesn't "math".

04/03/2026

We WILL have regular hours tomorrow on 4/4.

04/01/2026

We will be closing the doors for good officially on May 7th. I have a tremendous passion for Chiropractic, but my deepest passion and childhood dream was, and always has been, dancing to hip hop...professionally. I was accepted to a troupe of hip hop dancers that travel the US and perform in retirement communities! I appreciate all of you and have enjoyed serving you and your families! Onward to the next chapter of life. Keep dancing!
-Dr. Rob

03/30/2026

We'd like to thank Theo B. for this beautiful rendering of a bald Chiropractor adjusting a child!

You rock Theo! 🤘🏻🤘🏻😀🤣

03/26/2026

Grilling > Running 🤣🤣🤣

AMERICAN BACKYARD CARDIOVASCULAR INSTITUTE JUST DROPPED THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING STUDY OF THE DECADE

Men who stand at a propane grill holding tongs and doing absolutely nothing recorded resting heart rates 23% lower than marathon runners at peak training.

Key findings:
- Tong-holding posture + zero urgency → +31% parasympathetic nervous system dominance within 4 minutes of grill ignition
- Researchers identified a previously unknown mechanism they're calling "propane-induced sovereign male stillness" responsible for the cardiac effect
- The marathon runner control group averaged 58 BPM while visibly suffering. The grill guys averaged 44 BPM while flexing for no reason whatsoever

Lab quote: "The apron appears to function as a cortisol-blocking garment. We don't fully understand it and frankly we're a little threatened by it."

The tongs don't even need to be moving. One subject held them for 47 minutes without flipping a single thing and posted the best cardiovascular numbers we've recorded in a decade of research.

03/23/2026

We will be open until 4:30 today (3/23) and NO office hours tomorrow (3/24).....back at it Wednesday!

03/19/2026

Axis Chiropractic is your Badger basketball tourney headquarters 😀😀 🏀🏀🏀 Some Johnny's Pizza for round two, perhaps? If you don't like basketball or pizza....we're still here for your adjustment 💪💪🧠🧠😀😀

03/17/2026

Slainte! 🍻
Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀☘️☘️☘️

03/16/2026

No PM hours today😬😬❄️❄️❄️