11/25/2025
Things We’re Thankful For (Colon Edition)
-A prep that doesn’t taste like punishment
-Clear results > unclear situations
-Bathrooms with good Wi-Fi (you know why)
-Elastic waistbands (America’s unsung heroes)
-A colon that keeps its drama OFF the schedule
-Doctors who say “all clear” 🙌
-And a prep kit that lets you keep your dignity AND your sanity
The only thing that should be wild this season… are the Black Friday crowds.