10/23/2024
In an effort to get votes, Kamala goes to an extremely poor and run down Indian reservation. Surrounded by news crews, she meets the Chief, and she says, I'm here to help. How can I help you! The Chief replies, We have 3 desperate needs, first we have a medical clinic but no doctor. Kamala whips out her phone, dials, talks 2 minutes and hangs up. She says, I've pulled some strings and your new doctor will arrive in a few days, now what is your second need? The Chief replies, We have no clean water to drink, the local mine has poisoned the water and bottled water has emptied our meager bank account! Back to the phone, she yells and screams for 6 minutes and hangs up. Smiling, she says, The mine is shut down and the company will build you a water purification plant asap! Now, what is your 3rd problem? The Chief looks at her menacingly and says.
WE HAVE NO CELLPHONE RECEPTION!