Functional Healthcare of Omaha

11/01/2025

🎉 The Cat’s Out of the Bag… Functional Healthcare of Omaha Did It AGAIN! 🎉

We’re beyond honored (and still pinching ourselves!) to officially announce that Functional Healthcare of Omaha has been named Best of Omaha 2026 in FOUR categories:
🏆 Best Functional Medicine Doctor
🏆 Best Family Doctor
🏆 Best Holistic Health Care
🏆 Best Oxygen Bar

This recognition means the world to us — because it comes from you, our patients, friends, and community. 💛

Every day, we’re blessed to do what we love: serve, heal, and help people live their best, healthiest lives. None of this would be possible without our incredible team who pour their hearts into every patient visit, and without our amazing patients who trust us with their care and share their journeys with us.

We give all glory to God, who guides our hands, our hearts, and our mission to carry out His love through our work each and every day. 🙏✨

From the bottom of our hearts — thank you, Omaha.
We’re just getting started. 💪

📍 Functional Healthcare of Omaha
💛 Where modern medicine meets faith, heart, and healing.

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10/24/2025

💫 Tight, Bright & Not a Hair in Sight 💫

Laser Season has officially arrived at Functional Healthcare of Omaha!

We’re thrilled to announce that our aesthetic lineup just leveled up with the addition of:

🔥 Morpheus8 Face & Body – The gold standard in skin tightening and remodeling. Stimulate collagen, smooth fine lines, and lift sagging skin for a tighter, more youthful glow — no filters required.

✨ Lumecca IPL – The most powerful intense pulsed light treatment for flawless skin. Targets sun damage, redness, and pigmentation to give you that bright, even complexion you’ve been craving.

🚫 Diolaze Laser Hair Removal – Say goodbye to razors, bumps, and ingrowns! Enjoy long-lasting smooth skin with one of the fastest, most comfortable laser systems on the market.

It’s time to turn up the confidence and get your skin holiday-ready — radiant, smooth, and glowing from every angle.

📍 Functional Healthcare of Omaha
💻 www.functionalhealthcareofomaha.com
📞 Call or text us to book your complimentary laser consultation today! 402-997-0772

10/15/2025

If your TRT clinic gives every guy Clomid and Anastrozole — 🚩 that’s your red flag.

Too many “TRT mills” block estrogen and throw fertility meds at men who don’t even need them.
The result? Mood swings, fatigue, anxiety, and that menopausal crash no guy wants.

At Functional Healthcare of Omaha, we use data-driven hormone care — prescribing only what your body truly needs.
We analyze total T, free T, SHBG, estradiol, and DHT to create balance, not chaos.

⚖️ True optimization means you feel grounded, confident, and clear — not over-suppressed.
📞 Call or text 402-997-0772 to learn more about individualized TRT built for you.

10/15/2025

🚨 Most testosterone programs are completely wrong.

If your clinic put you on 200 mg once a week and called it “optimized,” you’ve been cookie-cuttered.
That dose crashes your SHBG, spikes your levels, and leaves you feeling worse mid-week.

At Functional Healthcare of Omaha, we don’t guess — we test.
We balance your SHBG, albumin, and total testosterone to find your usable or free testosterone — the real key to energy, focus, and strength.

💪 It’s time to stop chasing numbers and start chasing how you actually feel.
📞 Call or text 402-997-0772 to get personalized TRT that works with your body — not against it.

10/15/2025

LOOKING FOR RECEPTIONIST FOR EVENING HOURS!!! Email us your resume:
info@functionalhealthcareofomaha.com

10/11/2025

Just a little light reading before bed… 📖😉
Human anatomy might not be the typical bedtime story for a 3-year-old, but it’s his favorite! He’s endlessly curious about how the body works — the bones, the brain, the heart — and I can’t help but smile seeing his excitement for learning. 💚

Maybe one day he’ll be my little mini in the world of functional healthcare — helping people understand their bodies, heal deeply, and live fully. 🌿

Here’s to raising the next generation to be curious, compassionate, and health-minded from the very start. 💫

10/09/2025

🌿✨ 2 Years of Transformation — Functional Healthcare of Omaha ✨🌿

Two years ago, we opened our doors with a vision: to create a place where people could heal deeply, feel seen, and finally get to the root cause of their health concerns.

What started as a dream and one room has grown into something beyond what we ever imagined. 💚

Today we celebrate 2 incredible years, 1,000+ patients cared for, and 16 amazing team members who pour their hearts into what they do every day.

In just two years, we’ve expanded three times, completed two buildouts, and watched this little clinic blossom into a full wellness destination for Omaha. 🌱

🏆 And one of the biggest honors?
Being voted Best of Omaha twice — in four categories!
We’re so grateful for the trust, love, and support from our patients and community. 💫

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💎 Our services now include:
Functional & Family Healthcare • IV Therapy • Peptide Therapy • Weight Loss • Hormone Therapy • Advanced Lab Testing • Red Light • Hyperbaric Oxygen • PEMF • BrainTap • Infrared Salt Sauna • Ozone • Phlebotomy • Aesthetics (Morpheus8, Lumecca, Diolaze, PRP/PRF, Botox, Peels + more)

Each service was added with purpose — to help our patients restore, rebalance, and thrive. 🌸

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🙏 From the bottom of our hearts — thank you to every patient, team member, and supporter who’s made this journey possible.

Here’s to the next chapter of healing, growth, and transformation — one patient, one story, one breakthrough at a time. 💚

With love,
The Functional Healthcare of Omaha Team
📍 Omaha, Nebraska | 💌 402-997-0772

10/02/2025

We’re so excited to welcome our new nurses in training to the team 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️—and you know what that means… I get to be the “bonus patient” today. 🙋‍♀️💉

And what did I choose? Methylene Blue IV — my absolute FAVORITE. 💙

Why? Because methylene blue is an incredible therapy that’s been shown to:
⚡ Boost energy at the cellular level
🧠 Support brain function + focus
💎 Act as a powerful antioxidant
🌱 Promote longevity + mitochondrial health

When given IV, it bypasses digestion for maximum absorption and effectiveness. 🔥 It’s like plugging your body directly into a source of clean, powerful energy.

We’re thrilled to keep growing our amazing team so we can keep bringing Omaha the most cutting-edge functional & regenerative therapies. 💪

👉 If you’ve ever wondered how methylene blue could benefit your energy, mood, or longevity, now’s the time to ask us about it!

📲 Call/Text us at 402-997-0772 to learn more or book your IV.

💙 Drop a 💙 in the comments if you’re as obsessed with methylene blue as I am!

10/01/2025

Ever checked the label on your favorite jar of pickles? 👀 Many brands sneak in artificial dyes (like Yellow 5 & Blue 1) and polysorbate 80—a chemical emulsifier also used in cosmetics and pharmaceuticals.

⚠️ These additives keep food looking bright and “perfect”… but studies link them to gut irritation, allergies, and even long-term health concerns.

👉 Here’s the truth: your crunchy pickle shouldn’t come with a side of chemical soup.

💚 If you want the real deal, look for pickles with just cucumbers, water, salt, vinegar, garlic, dill—that’s it.

✨ Let’s spread the word and make clean food COOL again.

07/13/2025

🎉 Welcome to the neighborhood, Tracks Lounge! 🎉

We’re so excited to have a new neighbor joining our strip! Tracks Lounge officially opens this Wednesday, and we can’t wait to see the energy they bring to the area. Functional Healthcare of Omaha is all about supporting local and building community — stop by and say hi to both of us next time you’re around! 💚✨

07/11/2025

If you’ve been to our clinic and think we’re the best, we would love your vote again this year for Best of Omaha!

Functional Healthcare of Omaha

Categories to vote for us include:
Functional Medicine
Holistic medicine
Family Medicine
Female hormone replacement
Male hormone replacement
Private Medical Practice
IV spa
Weight loss center
Weight loss consultant

Best of Omaha voting will be open July 1 - August 20 2025 The Offical Best of Omaha Ballot. Cast