Arch Hero Massage

01/28/2026

A reminder we all need sometimes: Say it back!
Love isn’t unprofessional. It’s human.
You can't heal someone you hate
Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled!
See how I operate at ArchHeroMassage.com 😁

MoneylsTemporal WorkForSomethingGreater

01/26/2026

In my parlor, we'll start your session with hot tea or cold carbonated mineral water and I'll make sure I understand where you are especially feeling like you need the most work. I'll be sitting with you and we'll get to know each other before we get started so neither of us are working with a total stranger. Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁

MoneylsTemporal WorkForSomethingGreater

01/12/2026

Stress isn’t just mental — it lives in your nervous system. Learn why crowds can be overwhelming and how intentional relaxation (like massage!) can help reset your system. Give me a call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled for a free consultation in my parlor with hot tea or cold carbonated mineral water! 😁

https://youtu.be/SX4HHkk0ydU?

Why do some people feel intense discomfort, anxiety, or even panic in crowded places?Is it introversion, social anxiety, trauma, or something deeper in the b...

01/03/2026

Want to support me between appointments? Read my thoughts on Substack!

01/01/2026

New service available at ArchHeroMassage.com along with a page about eligibility for certain services and fine print about policies! Please read and share with someone you love! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled! Have a great day! 😁

01/01/2026

Same deal as last year! 😁
Thank you TO ALL who helped me to make my dream career real for my first full year working for YOU 🫵🏻!
Check out my website tomorrow for a NEW service probably not offered anywhere else!

This is a public reminder (to all who are under the mistaken impression that they owe me for any massage services) that your debt (real or imaginary) is forgiven and any Federal Reserve Notes received after today will be considered gifts.

Thank you for choosing Arch Hero Massage! 😁

12/15/2025

This is still true! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁
ArchHeroMassage.com

12/08/2025

Gift certificates available year round and I have openings this week if you need me! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288! 😁

12/06/2025

Clarification on how I operate and it is Day 6 of the ! Thank you for those who inquired, it's not too late to send me an email! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 for your massage fit for a Hero! 😁

Call

12/01/2025

📸🎥 ARCH HERO, LLC IS LOOKING FOR MODELS! 🔥

I'm casting real people of all shapes, sizes, and number of limbs to model for content shoots!
Think epic visual stories on video for the purpose of bringing more people into the secret army of Arch Hero — NOT a runway gig. ✨

✔️ Not a paid gig, but models receive:
• Free images & videos from the shoot including behind the scenes!
• Discounts with any partnered retailers and, as always, with my business
• Great exposure & creative collaboration including your input on video direction

ALL body types & backgrounds welcome — just bring confidence, a good attitude, and a willingness to be massaged by a man!

Interested? Let’s chat at MassageHousecallsByBen@proton.me 😁

MUST BE 19 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER

Include in email:

📖 Name, Age, and Occupation
📸 A recent photo
🕐 Your general availability for a massage and interview
💆🏼‍♂️ Experience with massage

$150 covers your first massage and sports massages throughout the shooting schedule and another Full Body Massage after shooting is over if a Finalist!

Let’s create something amazing together!

11/26/2025

If this world was anymore magical,
you would either be frightened out of your mind
or you'd be as bored as you are now

Song: You Remember Being Here
Artist: Infinity Frequencies

Omaha

10/28/2025

Part of the reason why the parlor is closed today is because Bazooka (from the post in the comments), decided to go blind this past weekend and we were able to get a canceled appointment spot! Please pray for Bazooka and call or txt me at 402-217-7288 to get scheduled at the new location as early as Saturday! 😁