Arch Hero Massage

Arch Hero Massage Serving Omaha, Lincoln, and surrounding areas in your own home! You can also book with me at 7823 Wakeley Plaza in Omaha! Call or txt me to schedule!

Part of the reason why the parlor is closed today is because Bazooka (from the post in the comments), decided to go blin...
10/28/2025

Part of the reason why the parlor is closed today is because Bazooka (from the post in the comments), decided to go blind this past weekend and we were able to get a canceled appointment spot! Please pray for Bazooka and call or txt me at 402-217-7288 to get scheduled at the new location as early as Saturday! 😁

My earliest availability is Tuesday, September 23rd at 2 PM! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 to book your appointment now...
09/04/2025

My earliest availability is Tuesday, September 23rd at 2 PM! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 to book your appointment now! 😁

Greater

Current location! Buy a $59 VIP ticket and get a FREE chair massage! Otherwise, schedule a Full Body Massage with me in ...
07/05/2025

Current location! Buy a $59 VIP ticket and get a FREE chair massage! Otherwise, schedule a Full Body Massage with me in my office! 7 appointments remain for the rest of July! 😁

Acceptable forms of payment at my parlor! 😁
06/09/2025

Acceptable forms of payment at my parlor! 😁

This is my view at the Low Rider event at offering chair massages for FREE! I am BOOKED until the 23rd at NOON OR AFTER...
06/07/2025

This is my view at the Low Rider event at offering chair massages for FREE! I am BOOKED until the 23rd at NOON OR AFTER! Schedule your Full Body Massage that lasts as long as your body needs for only $100! 😁
Food is here from

I'm at 1 Million Cups Omaha offering chair massages almost every Wednesday! Come get one and Millwork Commons! 😁
05/14/2025

I'm at 1 Million Cups Omaha offering chair massages almost every Wednesday! Come get one and Millwork Commons! 😁

New hot tea flavors in! Loose leaf coming soon! Cold Topo Chico USA (not a sponsor) mineral water is also available bec...
05/05/2025

New hot tea flavors in! Loose leaf coming soon! Cold Topo Chico USA (not a sponsor) mineral water is also available because you deserve to drink from glass 😁

Schedule your appointment today by calling or texting me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁

I'm no longer suggesting that anyone try to pay for a minimum of 2 hours at $200, but what you want towards or beyond ...
04/10/2025

I'm no longer suggesting that anyone try to pay for a minimum of 2 hours at $200, but what you want towards or beyond the $100/BODY rate 😁

(than money)

This is a public reminder (to all who are under the mistaken impression that they owe me for any massage services) that ...
01/01/2025

This is a public reminder (to all who are under the mistaken impression that they owe me for any massage services) that your debt (real or imaginary) is forgiven and any Federal Reserve Notes received after today will be considered gifts.

Thank you for choosing Arch Hero Massage! 😁

12/27/2024

80's Montages don't get shot in a day and
you might not be able to breakdance in a day, but over the course of your whole life you might make some cool moves

You'll want to recover after this and I'll be happy to help you. Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁

Address

7823 Wakeley Plaza
Omaha, NE
68114

Telephone

+14022177288

Website

https://linkfly.to/ArchHero

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