Chronic Guru

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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges โ€” or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

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03/22/2026

No cause what does it fr taste like๐Ÿง

Drop your best guesses in the comments๐Ÿ‘‡

03/21/2026

Must've made our new Morning Sun before this... ๐Ÿคซ

03/20/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐—•๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—˜. ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ. ๐—œ๐—ก๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—œ๐—ก๐—š.๐Ÿšจ

Get your competitive spirit on with a night at Chronic Guru Sanford๐Ÿ˜Ž

Enjoy a bracket style Mario Kart tournament๐ŸŽ๏ธ, Live Music๐ŸŽถ, Big Prizes๐Ÿ†, and that familiar elevated lounge experience you know๐ŸŒฑ!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธMarch 25th | Sanford Lounge | 6:30PM

๐Ÿ“303 E 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771

Tournament sign-ups will be at the door (Bracket Style).
Can't wait to see you there! Lets-a-goooo๐ŸŽ๏ธ

03/19/2026

Sometimes growth takes 2 minutes ๐ŸŒฑ

03/19/2026

๐‘ฉ๐‘ถ๐‘ณ๐‘ซ๐Ÿ’ฅ, ๐‘ฌ๐‘ฟ๐‘ช๐‘ฐ๐‘ป๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎโœจ, ๐‘ฎ๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘ด๐‘ถ๐‘น๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘บ ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿ’–Join us for Drag Night at Chronic Guru Orlando hosted by the only and one

โœจEnjoy the elevated lounge experience you know and love with all glam of your favorite Queens๐Ÿ‘‘

๐Ÿ—“๏ธMarch 21st | Orlando Lounge | 9pm

๐Ÿ“16 W Pine St, Orlando, FL 32801

โ€ผ๏ธSave this so you don't forget about your upcoming Fantabulous Night๐Ÿ’–

๐ŸŒˆWe went to the end of the rainbow so you didn't have to...๐Ÿ€Here's what we found๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿƒ
03/17/2026

๐ŸŒˆWe went to the end of the rainbow so you didn't have to...๐Ÿ€

Here's what we found๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿƒ

03/17/2026

๐ŸŽจ ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ป๐‘บ & ๐‘ช๐‘น๐‘จ๐‘ญ๐‘ป๐‘บ + ๐ŸŒฑ = ๐‘ท๐‘ผ๐‘ญ๐‘ญ & ๐‘ท๐‘จ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ป๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ

Join us for painting๐ŸŽจ, live music๐ŸŽถ, a little bit of ๐Ÿ’จ, and the elevated lounge experience you know and love๐Ÿ’š

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ March 18th - Sanford Lounge | 6:30pm

๐Ÿ“303 E 1st St, Sanford, FL 32771

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tix + Details in Bio

Win 2 โœจFREEโœจ tix for Sanford-3/18 or Orlando-3/25 by tagging 2 friends in the Comments๐Ÿ‘‡

03/15/2026

Not sure if we ended up at home but close enough๐Ÿ˜…

03/14/2026

Not every slip up is a bad thing ๐Ÿ˜…

03/13/2026

Cause all we really needed were some elevated drinks๐Ÿคค๐ŸŒฑ

03/10/2026

โ‰๏ธReal Questionโ‰๏ธWho are you kicking out the group๐Ÿšฉ

03/09/2026

The muchies are gonna stop me from losing weight ๐Ÿฅด

Address

16 W Pine Street
Orlando, FL
32801

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2am
Saturday 11am - 2am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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+14079845335

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