Chronic Guru

Chronic Guru No gimmicks. No shortcuts. Just quality & real community — online & in person.
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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges — or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

21+ | No med card needed | Nationwide shipping

11/27/2025

Be honest… who else needs a pre-meal 🌱to survive thanksgiving?

11/26/2025

This thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my ro!!ing skills 😂😅

11/26/2025

Stranger Things fans… The Upside-Down is coming to Chronic Guru!

If you’re anywhere near Sanford, you don’t want to miss this Stranger Things Release Party!

📅 Saturday • Nov 29 • 8PM

What to expect:
👻 Immersive Upside-Down theme night
🍸 Special Stranger-Things-inspired cocktails
🎸 A live rock band playing 80s classics

💃 AND Costume contest with prizes 🎁
🍃 Plus the elevated cocktails & premium pre-🧻 you know and love 💨

Don’t just watch the new season — LIVE IT.

Tag the crew you’re brining with you to the Upside-Down!

11/25/2025

If your CEO isn’t personally packing gifts… wyd?! 😂🦃

Struggling with what to get your fam for Christmas? Tell us about it and we might be able to help in the next video! 🎄🎅

11/23/2025

This thanksgiving, we’re extra thankful for the people who trust us every day — you. 🍂🤎

11/18/2025

I got 1 solution to all my 99 problems! 😅😂

Who else is on the same vibe? 👇🙌

11/17/2025

The CRAZIEST Labubu event Orlando has ever seen is happening at Chronic Guru.

Step through the doors & into a prohibition-style underground Labubu rave.

Featuring:
🎧 Live DJ
🎨 Custom Labubu artists & vendors
✨ Labubu tattoo station
🤝 Trading tables
📸 Labubu mascot photo ops
🍸 Elevated drinks
🍃 premium pre-🧻s (iykyk 😉)

📆 Saturday, November 22 • 8PM

Tag a friend you’re bringing. 👇🔥

11/15/2025

I was on the floor with tweezers 2 seconds later 😅🕵️

You picking it or leaving it? 🤔👇

11/11/2025

Give your lungs a rest… 😅🫁

11/09/2025

Cheaper and still gets the job done! 😅😂

Address

16 W Pine Street
Orlando, FL
32801

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2am
Saturday 11am - 2am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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+14079845335

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