11/23/2025
✨ Meet the Staff: Crystal ✨
If you’ve been in our office, you already know Crystal — she’s basically our human energy drink with a bubbly personality and a laugh that echoes down the hall. She wears more hats than a thrift store mannequin… sometimes she’s a CA, sometimes she’s running reception, sometimes she’s coding like she’s in The Matrix. No matter the role, she’s guaranteed to make everyone smile (or roast them, depending on the day).
Crystal is the calm to our chaos, the voice of reason when things get wild, and the unofficial therapist when you need to vent. But don’t be fooled — she can also be the life of the party. Seriously, if there’s music, she’s already dancing.
Fun Facts about Crystal
• She would abandon everything (except her daughter Emma) if Morgan Wallen ever confessed his love. Morgan, if you’re reading this… please don’t.
• She single handedly keeps Alani in business. If you see her without one, call 911.
• Her jokes are usually at someone else’s expense, but hey, we signed up for this circus.
• She’s from Massachusetts, which makes her a certified “Mass hole.” Translation: if you’re driving near her, may the odds be ever in your favor.
✨ At the end of the day, Crystal is more than just a coworker—she’s the heartbeat of our office. Whether she’s keeping us grounded, making us laugh, or brightening the room with her energy, she reminds us that work can be fun, meaningful, and full of joy. We’re lucky to have her on our team, and even luckier to call her a friend. ✨