Orono Chiropractic

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✨ Meet the Staff: Crystal ✨ If you’ve been in our office, you already know Crystal — she’s basically our human energy dr...
11/23/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Crystal ✨

If you’ve been in our office, you already know Crystal — she’s basically our human energy drink with a bubbly personality and a laugh that echoes down the hall. She wears more hats than a thrift store mannequin… sometimes she’s a CA, sometimes she’s running reception, sometimes she’s coding like she’s in The Matrix. No matter the role, she’s guaranteed to make everyone smile (or roast them, depending on the day).

Crystal is the calm to our chaos, the voice of reason when things get wild, and the unofficial therapist when you need to vent. But don’t be fooled — she can also be the life of the party. Seriously, if there’s music, she’s already dancing.

Fun Facts about Crystal
• She would abandon everything (except her daughter Emma) if Morgan Wallen ever confessed his love. Morgan, if you’re reading this… please don’t.
• She single handedly keeps Alani in business. If you see her without one, call 911.
• Her jokes are usually at someone else’s expense, but hey, we signed up for this circus.
• She’s from Massachusetts, which makes her a certified “Mass hole.” Translation: if you’re driving near her, may the odds be ever in your favor.

✨ At the end of the day, Crystal is more than just a coworker—she’s the heartbeat of our office. Whether she’s keeping us grounded, making us laugh, or brightening the room with her energy, she reminds us that work can be fun, meaningful, and full of joy. We’re lucky to have her on our team, and even luckier to call her a friend. ✨

✨ Meet the Staff: Jaina ✨If you’ve been to our office even once, you’ve met Miss Frizzle reincarnated — Jaina. She’s bas...
11/22/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Jaina ✨

If you’ve been to our office even once, you’ve met Miss Frizzle reincarnated — Jaina. She’s basically the human equivalent of a triple-shot latte with rainbow sprinkles: the pep you didn’t know you needed, and the voice that somehow makes even insurance paperwork sound like a bedtime story.

She goes by many names: “Unicorn,” “Jaina,” “Yin to my Yang,” and occasionally “Hey, can you fix this?” She wears more hats than a Broadway costume closet — motor vehicle claim? She’s your girl. VA claim? Still your girl. Just wandering in because you got lost? Guess what… yep, still your girl.

🤹 FUN FACTS ABOUT JAINA
• Mushroom Mania: Jaina is obsessed with mushrooms. Not the psychedelic kind — the overpriced, vet-bill-inducing kind that pop out of your lawn. She loves animals too, but let’s be honest… mushrooms are winning this custody battle.
• Postcard Police: She collects postcards like it’s her full-time job. If you go on vacation and come back empty-handed, don’t bother booking an appointment. She will know. She always knows.
• Shoe Hoarder Extraordinaire: Jaina owns enough Converse to open her own sneaker museum. Most pairs have been worn exactly once, then retired to a climate-controlled storage facility where they live out their days in peace.
• Sew What?: She loves to sew in her “spare time” — which is code for “the 14 seconds she isn’t thinking about work.” If it were up to her, we’d be open 7 days a week, and she’d probably embroider the schedule herself.

Jaina is rainbows, confetti, glitter, and possibly a unicorn horn disguised as a human. She’s the pep in our step, the sparkle in our spreadsheets, and the reason you actually enjoy calling the office. We’re lucky to have her… and you’re lucky she hasn’t charged admission yet.

✨ Meet the Staff: Connor ✨If you’ve stepped foot in our office anytime in the last year, you’ve met Connor. Honestly, th...
11/21/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Connor ✨

If you’ve stepped foot in our office anytime in the last year, you’ve met Connor. Honestly, there was a stretch where it felt like he was the only CA here. Was he? Who knows. Did we act like he was? Absolutely.

Connor’s personality is a cocktail of office jokester, retired frat star who refuses to retire, and dog dad with main-character energy. Whatever the mix is, we’re drinking it up.

He answers to many names: “Connie,” “Con-Con,” “Bert,” “Dr. Bert,” “Mullet Marauder,” “The Mullet”… but the one that matters most is Kodiak’s Dad. Truth be told, Kodiak is the real MVP here. Connor’s just the plus-one.

Fun Facts about Connor
• Kodiak’s dad: We love Connor, but Kodiak is the Beyoncé to his Kelly Rowland.
• Hobbies galore: Skiing, hiking, gym time, and crashing frat parties like he didn’t graduate a year ago. Someone tell him alumni don’t get wristbands.
• Single, ladies: But beware—his “work moms” are scarier than any dating app algorithm.
• No chill: If he’s not at work, he’s moving. Cardio is his love language.
• Sweet tooth exposed: Claims donuts are his fave, but we’ve caught him with literally any dessert… or Chipotle. (He’s probably in line there right now.)
• Secret poet: Yes, he writes poetry. No, we don’t know how he balances Shakespeare with squats, but he does.

Connor is basically our office mascot—equal parts chaos, charm, and Kodiak’s chauffeur.

👑✨ Meet the Staff: Logan ✨👑If you’re lucky enough to know Logan, you already know she’s basically the glue, duct tape, a...
11/21/2025

👑✨ Meet the Staff: Logan ✨👑
If you’re lucky enough to know Logan, you already know she’s basically the glue, duct tape, and Gorilla Glue holding Orono Chiropractic together. She’s the only one who can keep Doc in line — maybe it’s genetics, maybe it’s Jedi mind tricks, maybe it’s just that he’s slightly terrified of her. Either way, we’re grateful she shows up every day.

She’s the reason the doors stay open, the lights stay on, and the money actually lands in the right accounts. So if you paid for your appointment and didn’t get a bill in the mail — thank Logan. If you did get a bill after paying… well, that’s just math being math. Don’t blame Logan, blame algebra.

Fun FACTS you probably didn’t know about Logan:
• She laughs at all Kaylee’s jokes — which is proof she deserves sainthood. (And no, this is definitely not Kaylee writing this 😉).
• She’s the life of the party — cracking jokes, making us laugh, and operating with zero filter. Basically, she’s our HR department’s worst nightmare, and we love her for it.
• She’s one of the strongest people we know — both physically and mentally. Honestly, if there was a zombie apocalypse, we’d all just follow Logan and hope for the best.

So if you’re around the office, stop by and say hi to Logan. She’s usually hiding in the back, probably plotting world domination or fixing Doc’s latest “oops,” but she’ll pop out to greet you. And trust us — you’ll love her as much as we do.

👑✨ Meet the Staff: His Majesty Hector ✨👑Ladies and gentlemen, peasants and nobles alike, allow me to introduce the legen...
11/20/2025

👑✨ Meet the Staff: His Majesty Hector ✨👑

Ladies and gentlemen, peasants and nobles alike, allow me to introduce the legend, the myth, the man who single-handedly keeps this office from collapsing into chaos: Hector.

Known in the kingdom as “Old Reliable” and in the royal courts as “Hecteroni, Duke of Donuts,” Hector doesn’t just work here—he graces us with his presence. This job is not his career, it’s his hobby. In another life, he’s a prince. In this one, he’s basically our office’s secret superhero.

He may appear calm and reserved, but beware: Hector is a ticking time bomb of comedy. One moment he’s quietly sipping coffee, the next he’s dropping jokes so sharp they could cut diamonds.

Fun Facts about His Majesty Hector
• Suit Royalty: Hector treats every day like a red-carpet premiere. Casual Friday? He’s in a tux. Snowstorm? He’s in a three-piece. Zoom call with no camera? Still in a suit—because dignity never takes a day off.
• Comedy King: Behind that poker face is a stand-up comic waiting to be unleashed. Honestly, if Netflix doesn’t sign him soon, it’s their loss.
• Master of Many Trades: In his spare time, Hector works multiple jobs and wears more hats than a Broadway costume department. We suspect he’s secretly running a small empire.
• Friend Extraordinaire: Need donuts? Hector. Need a pep talk? Hector. Need someone to listen to your rant about printer jams? Hector. He’s basically the Swiss Army knife of friendship.
• Employee of the Month (Forever): If we had that award, Hector would win it so often we’d have to rename it “The Hector Trophy” just to be fair.

In short: Hector is not just a staff member. He is the office monarch, the comedic overlord, the donut-bearing knight in shining armor. Rain, shine, snow, or apocalypse—Hector shows up.

✨ Meet the Staff: Bill ✨ If you’ve ever heard Dr. A yell “Where’s Bill?!” you already know exactly who we’re talking abo...
11/19/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Bill ✨

If you’ve ever heard Dr. A yell “Where’s Bill?!” you already know exactly who we’re talking about. Bill is the captain of the chaos train — steering us through bumpy waters with one hand on the wheel and the other clutching his trusty coffee.

He’s a jack of all trades (just ask him, he’ll confirm it), and somehow manages to be:
• 🛠️ The maintenance man when something breaks
• 🧹 The cleaning crew when something mysteriously appears on the floor
• 🛋️ The in-office therapist when we’re all on the brink
Basically, if there’s a hat to wear, Bill’s already wearing it — sometimes two at once.

🎉 Fun Facts about Bill
• 🎩 Wears more hats than a Broadway costume department (some fit, some… not so much)
• 🗣️ The “voice of reason,” which is either comforting or terrifying depending on the situation
• ☕ Will never say no to coffee — if the Golden Bean had a lifetime loyalty program, Bill would be the poster child
• 🪄 Magician by trade: one second he’s here, the next he’s vanished — p**f! Cue Dr. A’s famous line: “Where’s Bill?!” (Spoiler: probably letting out Lucy dog.)
In short, if chaos had a captain, it would be Bill — and we’re all just along for the ride.

✨ Meet the Staff: Dr. Arsenault ✨ Day two of our “Meet the Staff” series and we’re starting at the top with the boss him...
11/18/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Dr. Arsenault ✨

Day two of our “Meet the Staff” series and we’re starting at the top with the boss himself, Dr. Arsenault. He answers to many names: “Dr. A,” “Steve,” “Stephen”… but lately we’ve just gone with “The Beard.” Honestly, we’re all rooting for the beard to stay because without it, we’d have to come up with a new nickname, and creativity is exhausting.

Now, full disclosure: Dr. A will absolutely hate this post. He hates being the center of attention almost as much as he hates being asked what room he’s supposed to be in. But if you’ve ever been here, you know he’s always the center of attention anyway—usually muttering one of his three signature lines:

“Yes ma’am.”

“Where’s Bill?”

“What room am I going to?”

A few fun facts about Dr. A (and by “fun” we mean “things you should never bring up unless you want a 3-hour monologue”):

✈️ He’s a pilot in his spare time. Mention airplanes in the office and you’ll immediately regret it. The staff has perfected the art of the collective glare to shut this down.

🚤 He’s also the proud summer captain of his pontoon boat, the SS NEVER ON TIME. (not his actual boat name but he should definitely name the next one this) The name is accurate. The stories are endless. Proceed with caution.

🎤 He thinks he’s funny. We think he should keep his day job.

At the end of the day, Dr. A keeps us laughing, keeps us moving, and keeps this place running—beard and all. And while he’ll roll his eyes at this post, we’ll just remind him: you can’t spell “Arsenault” without “A star.”

✨ Meet the Staff: Dr. Knowles ✨We’re kicking off our “Meet the Staff” series with the legend himself: Dr. Knowles. Aroun...
11/17/2025

✨ Meet the Staff: Dr. Knowles ✨

We’re kicking off our “Meet the Staff” series with the legend himself: Dr. Knowles. Around here he answers to many names—“Dr. K,” “Steve,” “Steven,” “Basement Steve,” and occasionally “That Guy in the Cardigan.” (We’re still waiting for HR to confirm if all of those are legally recognized aliases.)

He’s our office comedian, armed with an endless supply of Dad Jokes. Some are laugh‑out‑loud funny, others are… character‑building. Either way, we laugh—sometimes because it’s hilarious, sometimes because we don’t want to crush his lifelong dream of opening for Jerry Seinfeld at the Cross Insurance Center.

A few epic facts about Dr. Knowles:

🍂 His fall cardigan collection is so extensive it could qualify as a small boutique. Rumor has it he’s working on a loyalty program: buy 10, get a free Dad Joke.

🎶 He sings along to every song on the radio with the swagger of Morgan Wallen… and the lyrical accuracy of someone who just skimmed the karaoke screen.

🎬 He was Jim Carrey in another life. He can recite every single line from Ace Ventura—and yes, he will prove it, whether you ask or not.

Dr. Knowles keeps our office lively, stylish, and just unpredictable enough that we never know if we’re getting a joke, a fashion show, or a full‑blown movie reenactment. Honestly, it’s like having a sitcom character on payroll—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Forget coffee breaks — we’re running on paw-er naps now! 🐶🐱 Show us a puppy or kitty and watch productivity skyrocket (o...
11/14/2025

Forget coffee breaks — we’re running on paw-er naps now! 🐶🐱 Show us a puppy or kitty and watch productivity skyrocket (or at least morale). Here are our furry coworkers… your turn, drop a pic before HR finds out they’re cuter than us!

You may have noticed the guys in the office look a little… hairier than usual this month. That’s because the guys are gi...
11/13/2025

You may have noticed the guys in the office look a little… hairier than usual this month. That’s because the guys are giving No Shave November their best shot—some are rocking full lumberjack vibes, while others look like they lost a bet.

But behind the patchy beards and questionable mustaches, there’s a good cause: we’re collecting donations for the Well Warming Center in Bangor to help our unhoused neighbors stay safe and warm during these brutal winter months.

So, whether you’re giving out of kindness or just curious to see Dr. Arsenault finally join the beard club, your support makes a real difference—and every bit helps!

06/10/2025

FYI: Going South from Old Town into Orono on Rt. 2/Main St./Park St. is detoured onto College Ave. to Stillwater Ave. due to Silk Bridge road construction.

Dr Arsenault received the Maine Chiropractic Association , Chiropractor of the year award this evening. Well deserved co...
04/27/2025

Dr Arsenault received the Maine Chiropractic Association , Chiropractor of the year award this evening. Well deserved congrats Dr. Steve. 

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