03/24/2025
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Spine and Sports Chiropractic promotes Office Pup to Prestigious Role of Director of Greetings - AKA D.O.G
Oswego, Illinois – After months of dedicated tail wagging, morale boosting, and enthusiastic guest-welcoming, Spine and Sports is proud to announce the well-earned promotion of our beloved office pup, Millie, to Director of Greetings (DOG).
Since joining the team, Millie has demonstrated unparalleled expertise in fostering a PAWsitive work environment. Her responsibilities include (but are not limited to):
Personally greeting every employee and visitor with an enthusiastic tail wag.
Conducting daily rounds to ensure maximum team productivity (and the occasional treat handout).
Enforcing mandatory “pet-the-dog” breaks to reduce stress and boost employee happiness.
Offering emotional support during tough meetings (cuddle therapy included).
“Millie has truly stepped up to the role,” said Dr Ashley. “Her ability to bring joy, maintain office security by barking at the mail carrier, and inspire collaboration through her playful energy makes her an invaluable member of our leadership team.”
As part of her new role, Millie will also serve as Chief Nap Officer (CNO), ensuring a work-life balance that prioritizes power naps and midday sunbathing.
Please join us in congratulating Millie on this well-earned promotion. She looks forward to continuing her mission of spreading happiness, securing treats, and ensuring every visitor to our office is properly greeted—whether they like it or not.
Picture of Millie in her new work uniform!
