05/06/2026
Friends & family always ask Stephanie how she feels when clients go elsewhere…
cut to me being physically escorted out the building 💀
“Oh you thought this was a one-time visit?? no no… that was your initiation.”
Once you come to us, you’re not just a client anymore… you’re on the roster, the schedule, the do not stray list 😌
Stephanie doesn’t get mad… she just gets concerned… and suddenly I’m getting dragged outside like “we just wanna talk real quick” 😂
Like respectfully… where are you going??? who said you could leave??? we already picked out your next treatment 😭
We don’t lose clients… we just strongly, firmly, and a little aggressively miss you 🫶
Come back bestie… before Stephanie comes looking for you 👀