12/20/2024
Christmas is next week! 👀🎄
Merry Almost Christmas from our families to yours.
Here's to the last minute shoppers and deal hoppers..
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall,
Not a husband was ready, no presents at all.
The shelves were picked over, the deals were long gone,
Yet there he was, clueless, still wandering on.
"She wants... what was it? Something with style?"
He panicked, confused, pacing every aisle.
A candle? A scarf? Or was it a book?
The gift card display got a desperate-eyed look.
And just as disaster seemed certain to loom,
He remembered the woman who saved him from doom.
The lists that she wrote, the hints she had dropped,
The Black Friday deals where her planning had shopped.
So he grabbed what he could, a scarf and some socks,
Then dashed back home as the clock ticked its tick-tocks.
"You're lucky," she laughed, "this Christmas won't flop.
Because I got the gifts, and I wrapped them on top."
So here's to the women, the planners, the queens,
Who save Christmas Day from last-minute scenes.
For the dads, sons, and husbands who just can’t prepare,
Thank goodness for her, your yuletide repair!
