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Mr. and Ms. Parivartan 2K15
Contestant No. - 114
Name: Ruwaid Bazaz
Caption: you just need to Treat her right.

12/08/2013

Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with.

08/13/2013

People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies. Succeed anyway. If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you. Be honest and sincere anyway. What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight. Create anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous. Be happy anyway. The good you do today, will often be forgotten. Do good anyway. Give the best you have, and it will never be enough. Give your best anyway. In the final analysis, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.

07/14/2013

A 5 year old Girl - "Love is when he takes my chocolates and comes back with its wraper"

A 10 year old Girl - "Love is when we work for a project and he intensionally touch my hand trying to get a pen !"

A 15 year old Girl - " Love is when we get caught bunking and he takes the blame "

An 18 year old Girl - " Love is when at farewell he hugs me saying ' keep in touch' !"

A 21 year old Girl - " Love is when he runs from college with me just for a week long trip together !!"

A 26 year old - "Love is when he proposes me with a rose and makes a fool of himself, and says 'U know i love You'

" A 35 year old woman - "love is when he cleans the house seeing me tired"

A 50 year old woman - " love is when he is ill and still cracks a joke just me laugh !

A 60 year old woman - "love is when he is taking his last breath and saying, ' I am glad as you know what love is,,'and leaves me with a tear forever"

04/11/2013

Only one love dies i.e flurt

01/27/2013

WHA A CLOLE. . . . . .
A BOY WAS SETTING PASSWORD TO HIS LAPTOP AND THEIR WAS A GIRL SITTING BEHIND HIM. .. . . . .
HE TYE "DICK" TO HIS PASSWORD
THE GIRL WENT FALLING FROM HER CHAIR BY LAUGHING
B'COZ LAPTOP REPLIED
"TOO SMALL"

01/26/2013

Like plzz
Roses are Red,Facbook is Blue,I have Five Fingers and Middle one is for U

Roses are Red,Facbook is Blue,I have Five Fingers and Middle one is for U

01/18/2013

Neeche Mat Dekhna
Kha Na Neeche Mat Dekhna.
Neeche Mat Dekho Ni To Fass Jaoge...
U hav urFather's and mother's Sware like Dis Page... fass
gaye naa kha tha maine, now like karo
Page>>

Roses are Red,Facbook is Blue,I have Five Fingers and Middle one is for U

01/16/2013

Strange fact ;
Dunya main ek saanp aisa bhii haijo har sec mai 0.5cm lamba hota hai aur thodi dair baad khud ko kaat ke marr jata hai..
Ye saanp "NOKIA "ki Games me paaya jata hai :D :P

01/16/2013

Classical Insult..
Ek Ladki Scooty par
ja rahi thi.. Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k.. gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya.. ,
Qareeb kuch ladke khade the..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:"Happy Birthday to
U..." .
Ladki ruki or boli:"Wish karney
se
kaam nahi chaley ga...." .
"Cake to khana hi padega..:p :/:O:D.
Boys Shock
Aur Pehli Baar Girls Rock

01/16/2013

Pappu pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi:
Pappu tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha..
ki
Use yaad aaya..
BIJLI to 2 din se band hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:"Saala dara diya mujhe to..:p

01/16/2013

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her
Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very
worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who
was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!" The girl picks up
the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops
in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray
hair and impeccably dressed in an
Armani suit steps out of the of
the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the
father, mother, and the girl and
tells them: "Good morning, your
daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her
because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will
pay all costs and provide for your
daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I
will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, two retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa,
and a $2,000,000 bank account. If
a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins,
they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each. However, if
there is a miscarriage, what do
you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had
remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,
"You f**k her ag*in.

01/16/2013

advntg of totlapan
Ek totli ldki apne suit mai color krwane dukan mai g*i -.
ldki - dukandar g mere chut mai esa lund dalna k kbi lund na nikle:p

01/16/2013

A boy went to buy a talking parrot
Boy:"Main kaisa lagta hoon.. ??
Parrot:"kamine lagte ho..
Boy:"Ye parrot badtameez hai
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani
me duboya or
pucha.. Phir gali dega.. ??
Parrot:"Nahi..: ­ -O
Boy Parrot se:"agar mere sath ghar me ladki
aaye to tum kya socho ge.. ??
Parrot:"Biwi hogi..
Boy:"Agar do ladkiya aaye to.. ??
Parrot:"Biwi aur sali..
Boy:"Agar 3 aaye to.. ??
Parrot:"Biwi, sali aur dost..
Boy:"Agar 4 aaye to.. ??
Parrot(apne mailk se):"pani Le aaobhai.. Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye saala..:/ :p :D :O
Thoko Likes..:p

01/16/2013

Ek Faadu joke :P
A man went to a RED LIGHT AREA.
The broker had named the s*x workers using car brands...
Broker:"Kya loge saab?
BMW-8000
Mercedes-5000
Innova-2000
Safari-1000
Swift-500
Tata Nano-100
Man ordered NANO
and was shocked to see a GAY?
n said
"Oye! Ye kya hai?"
,
,
,
Broker"Saab ye NANO hai, Iska engine piche hai":P
jo smjha thoko Like*** baaki ka to rab jaane :

01/15/2013

Solve if u r a genius !
11 x 11 = 4
22 x 22 = 16..
33 x 33 = ???

01/15/2013

Ek Baar 3 Chor Nilesh, Rathee Aur Lalit
Police Se Chhup Ke 3 Boriyon MeinGhus
Gaye.
Police Wala Aaya, Usne Pehli Bori Mein
Laat Mari.
Nilesh Bola: “Bhow-Bhow”
Police Wala: “Kutta Hai”
Dusri Bori Mein Laat Mari.
Rathee Bola: “Meoooowwwww”
Police Wala: “Billi Hai”
Teesri Bori Mein Laat Mari,
Koi Awaaz Nahi Aayi.
Phir Mari, Koi Awaz Nahi.
20-25 Laat Maari To Andar Se Lalit
Chillaya: “Abey Bahan Ke Lode, Aaloo Hoon
Aaloo“

01/15/2013

Cooja mooja ooja
kani mani pani
mao bao lao
zoo loo Shoo
mao bao lao
Cooja mooja ooja.
Arey ye padh to nhi lia :O ?
Ye to nunni choti krne ka mantar tha::p
Bhai tu to Gya ab :D ...