Kimberly Turbeville, Massage Therapist

04/02/2026

60 min, Monday, Apr 6 · 2–3 PM

60 min, Tuesday, Apr 7 · 4–5 PM

04/02/2026

03/28/2026

Saturday funny!!

Top 10 Snarky Reasons to Get a Massage:
1. Because “I’m fine” is not a valid long-term treatment plan for your neck and shoulders.
2. It significantly lowers the chances of you ending up on a true crime documentary.
3. Helps you turn your head when someone calls your name instead of rotating your entire body like Batman. 4. Improves flexibility so you can reach things on the floor without making that old-people “uuugghh” sound.
5. Because wine pairs better with relaxed muscles and good decisions.
6. Because Google can’t fix your back pain no matter how many stretches you “save for later.”
7. So when you say “I slept wrong,” it’s not every single morning.
8. It’s cheaper than bail money and more socially acceptable than screaming into the void.
9. So you can check your blind spot while driving instead of just hoping for the best.
10. Because your body is not a storage unit for stress, anger, and that one thing your coworker said in 2017.

Book the massage.
Your body (and everyone around you) will thank you.

03/26/2026

60 min massage available!

Tues, Mar 31 · 1:30–2:30 PM, can Repeat every 4 weeks
608-697-6952

03/24/2026

60 or 90(1030-12), Thurs, May 14 · 11 AM–12 PM

60 min, Tues, May 26 · 12–1 PM

03/19/2026

Here are a few of the benefits to using CBD massage oil for your next massage.

03/18/2026

TODAY! Clien called in sick.

One hour, Wednesday, Mar 18 · 4–5 PM

03/13/2026

You know that feeling when...

Your neck feels heavy.

Your shoulders are always tight.

Your lower back aches for no reason.

You wake up tired even after sleeping and when you look in

the mirror suddenly your cellulites are more obvious

And your tummy is always bloated

That's what happens when you go too long without a massage.

Your fascia tightens.

Blood flow slows.

Knots form.

Your body starts holding on even to fat and fluid.

And suddenly you feel:

Stiff

Puffy

Irritable

Drained

Massage isn't something you do only when your body hurts.



It's maintenance. Regular massages helps keep a toned body

When was your last one?