Weird Flex Yoga

Weird Flex Yoga Unconventional Approaches to Yoga There are lots of ways to stretch and breathe in a yoga practice. We hope you'll find a home here with us! We're here to help!

At Weird Flex, we're just celebrating some of the less common or less traditional ways. Here, you'll find classes like:

-Adaptive Yoga (adapting the poses, breath and movement to all bodies and abilities)
-Beginner-Focused Practice (slow-paced, full of explanations, modifications, open dialogue and absolutely zero judgement)
-Grounding and Empowerment Yoga (with a focus on calming the nerves and resetting stress responses)
-Alpaca and Metal (music) goat yoga
-Metal Yoga (lighthearted yoga with a metal theme and music)
-Yo-Goth (yoga with a goth theme and music)
-Restorative True Crime Podcast Yoga
-Spooky themed classes (all year long)

-All the themed classes, honestly
..and more! All classes can be signed up for online, through the link in an event info. If you have questions about ANY of the classes, please ask, any time! No refunds are offered on classes, but your spot can be transferred to a friend, for the same class.

2026 has gotten off to a GREAT start, and we’re just gettin’ goin’!This past weekend, the Weird Flex Family took over Pa...
01/15/2026

2026 has gotten off to a GREAT start, and we’re just gettin’ goin’!

This past weekend, the Weird Flex Family took over Panera for an evening of Stitch & Bitch. We got crafty and got to enjoy each others’ company in a cozy little nook.

On Saturday, we did our first chair yoga class of the year. We introduced the ideas we practiced in the detox class, with chair support! I love to show how ANY class flow or pose can be adapted to a chair practice. Makes my heart sing.

Also, I had my first scheduling conflict that day, and my students brought all of my props to class for me, so I could arrive closer to class time. They are the BEST family I could ever ask for, and I can’t imagine doing this crazy life without them.

We also checked out and really enjoyed the return of Pride Yoga at The Wellness Loft on Sunday. Cassie did a great job helping everyone feel welcome and valued in class, and I definitely got some inspiration for my own classes and personal practice. Looking forward to going back!

Monday gave us a gentle, restorative class to Alfred Hitchcock stories, at one of our very favorite haunts, The Anchorage (with Hidden Marietta Tour Co.). Always adore the vibe there, and we got to appreciate the updated staircase they’ve been putting their heart and soul into renovating. We love supporting The Anchorage! Might even do a sleepover there this summer ✨

Gang, we have SO MANY fun things coming up. We’d love to see you (again) soon!

This coming Friday, our first Metal Yoga class in months. Stretching to a sweet metal playlist is my heart. Still have some space available for this class at app.ubindi.com/Michelle.Waters

Sunday’s Tarot class is completely FULL. I’ve been planning this one for months, so I’m super excited to share it with y’all. It’s already been helping me retain the meanings behind the cards much better! It’s gonna rule.

So many good things. Come be a part of our Family!

And thank you to Candice & Dale for the great photos, and to everyone for showing up for yourselves!

There are a lot of words and names circling around in the yoga world. How do you know what’s a good fit for you?Here’s a...
01/09/2026

There are a lot of words and names circling around in the yoga world. How do you know what’s a good fit for you?

Here’s a handy dandy chart to help ya out.

Our classes are Hatha-based, unless it specifically says Yin or Restorative.

If you don’t see a description on a yoga class, always feel you can ask me or the teacher in charge. You should know what you’re getting into before you go 🖤✨

I LOVE getting to dork out about yoga things! Thank you Family, for encouraging my hype fixes, and sharing a beginner’s ...
01/05/2026

I LOVE getting to dork out about yoga things! Thank you Family, for encouraging my hype fixes, and sharing a beginner’s class with me, yesterday!

We talked about breath, movement, little gifts, and agency the most. Oh! And I shared some of my favorite books and props with the class, too!

The whole day lit me on fire and I think we all left feeling like we got a gentle and purposeful full body stretch and activation. So fun!

I started thinking about newbies a lot, recently, and how they have such a huge place in my heart. We were all newbies once, and I try to be a newbie still, in at least one thing every day. I always, always aim to consider that folks have no idea what I’m talking about, and LOVE sharing ideas, options and alternatives to my suggestions, ANY time.

And thinking of y’all: Every time someone commits to showing up for a class-if it’s the first time or the thousandth, it makes my heart sing.

I know it can feel vulnerable and uncomfortable to try something new or hang out with a new group of people. I know sometimes other stuff comes up or gets in the way, too. I promise you I get that, too. But I’m also SO excited to see you practice with us.

It’s not for me (even though I love good company). It’s for the knowing you’re giving yourself the gift of self-care and self-knowledge, every time you share a class with us. I know you’re giving yourself gifts that will keep on giving.

I also can’t say it often enough, that this group we’ve collected, this Family, they’re the absolute best of the BEST. Funny, down-to-earth, hearts of gold folks. And I get to sit back and watch you grow.

And if you’re thinking about joining us (for the first time or again) my heart sings because I know you’re so lucky. 🤗

Hope to see ya (again) soon! Lots of fun things happening with the Weird Flex Family.

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And thank you to Sandy and Candice for the sweet photo memories of class. You’re always the best! 🙌

On the surface, this class was a LOT of fun, and I woke up feeling fantastic!The quick takeaway is we had a lot of fun m...
01/02/2026

On the surface, this class was a LOT of fun, and I woke up feeling fantastic!

The quick takeaway is we had a lot of fun moving and stretching, trying some breathing exercises and learning a bit about juicing with Dr. Jess!

The immunity boosting juice shot Dr. Jess made for us had quite a kick, and I woke up today with more energy, feeling great.

I love collabing with Dr. Jess, and can’t wait for our new classes coming up, this year!

Thank you to everyone for showing up for yourselves, and to Dr. Jess and Miranda for the awesome photo memories. 💜

ON A DEEPER LEVEL:

The class we did yesterday, had a lot of heart and intention poured into it. What might feel like a randomized series of movements had specific purpose in every tiny bit.

I know folks often say yoga is more than a pose. Here’s a deep dive, if you wanna read…

The theme for this class was “Detox and Reset”

We started by talking about our “systems”.

-The Circulatory System filters our blood, delivers oxygen and nutrients throughout our body and removes waste.

-The Digestive System processes food and separates and removes waste as well, while delivering nutrients to our bloodstream for energy, healing, growth and repair.

-The Lymphatic System helps maintain healthy fluid levels in the body, helps our body filter harmful stuff, and helps it absorb other stuff…

And there’s the thing: Yoga helps activate ALL THREE of these systems.

An effective yoga class stretches and compresses every part of the body, and helps eliminate carbon dioxide, lactic acid and lymphatic fluid from deep within the body, too.

Deep breathing encourages better oxygen intake (and carbon dioxide removal), and helps stimulate the digestive organs (as does physical movement).

Being focused on your movement and breath helps encourage being in the present moment, which helps remove yourself a bit, from chaos.

So yes, it’s much more than just poses and stretches. The way yoga classes are structured, even when we have a lot of fun (maybe even especially when we have fun), are a hug to your entire body and self.

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WANT EVEN MORE OF A BREAKDOWN? No pressure, but I live for this.

*We began by bringing awareness to our breath, while on our backs. Breathing through the lower abdomen encourages deeper, more oxygen-rich exchange, and deeper exhales encourage deeper, fuller release of carbon dioxide.

Studies have shown that effective, deep breathing not only helps calm the nervous system, but it also supports lymph fluid movement, and digestion.

*Next, we brought ourselves to a comfy seated position of our choice, and started stretching the neck, jaw and shoulders. Beginning with gentle movement here, this stimulates sinus clearing, and lymph drainage in the many nodes of your neck area.

*Seated cat/cow follows similar movements as the neck warmups, encouraging the movement we’ve started with to begin to flow through the body and not stay stagnant.

*Seated side stretches and twists continue to move the circulation toward our digestive tract, and encourage part one of a gentle liver stimulation.

*Moving toward standing positions, we transitioned to kneeling, and did different variations on lunges. Activating the legs, getting the circulation started slowly but strongly, then offering options for twists in lunges asks the lower half of the body to join the party, and also activates the abdominal lymph nodes, restimluating the digestive tract once again.

FUN FACT: If you want to encourage digestion, turn right first, then left.

*We transitioned to standing, with the option to do downward dog pose. Down Dog encourages additional circulation through the legs in a back and forth exchange between the upper and lower parts of the body.

*Up to standing, we found our stability in mountain pose, and did some standing crescent stretches, activating and stretching the sides, and massaging the rib and torso lymph nodes.

*Up next was chair pose, leading into eagle pose (which we always do in multiple versions for every practice). Not only does eagle pose help with keeping in check with both sides of our bodies, and the balance differences we all have, by compressing the legs and activating the muscles, this flushes the leg lymph nodes and increases circulation. We flowed slowly from chair, eagle (first leg), chair, eagle (second leg) and rested in star pose. Flow movements also help the released toxins and increased blood flow to move successfully throughout the body.

Staying in tune with our breath as we move encourages oxygen to reach our limbs and encourages all of our systems to operate more efficiently and effectively.

*While we were in the flow, we did a slow-paced Sun Salutation. Sun Salutations can feel intimidating, and can feel overwhelming, but we take things slow and steady. So you get the benefit of the full body flow and movement, while not letting your head spin.

*Inside of a Sun Salutation, you’ll often find Cobra pose and Down Dog. We did both in our Salutation yesterday, and I wanted to add that Cobra also stimulates the chest lymph and boosts immune awareness-especially when paused in, and deep breathing is encouraged.

*Next we rested in Child’s pose (or Puppy, or Surfboard), with the option to do overhead side stretches. Kinda like crescent stretch above, this stimulates the abs/torso and ribs and also compresses the legs, depending on which position you’ve chosen for resting.

*As we started to slow down, we rolled onto our backs and did a few leg hugs, rocking side to side if we wanted a bit of a lower back massage. This also stimulates and massages to lower abs, pelvic lymph and begins to calm the body, while activating the parasympathetic nervous system.

*As we go a bit back and forth between our active and resting movement, one more offer to choose either a restful, supported Bridge pose or an active, unsupported Bridge. Maybe we had one last bit of energy we needed to squeeze out. Maybe we’re more ready to let go. Yogi’s choice. Either way it’s great for opening the heart and lung area of the body.

*One more twist before we nap? Why not! Resting into Supine Twist is great for your kidneys, liver and abdominal area. Once you’ve come out of the twist? Fresh blood flow returns to those organs and stimulates a final dose of detoxing action for our class flow.

*The final and most important part of class? Savasana or Happy Nap. What seems like laziness or maddening stillness from the outside is actually the key to healing and recovering. Our final pose of class, where we get to be still and rest, is a huge gift. That stillness at the end of class supports our immune reset, and helps tell our minds and body patterns that it’s safe and approved by us to be in a relaxed state. Savasana integrates our work, and helps rewire our bodies to accept healing, growth and self-love.

And THEN we drank immunity boosting and anti-inflammatory juices, fresh squeezed on the spot by Dr. Jess. It was a DREAM!

So yeah, while we stretch and breathe and relax together, every single part of a yoga class has purpose, and is a very powerful way to take care of yourself.

This specific class was for lymphatic movement and detoxing. But a yoga class or script can be set to so many different goals.

If you choose to do yoga for the poses, because they feel good, you’re not alone. They really do feel so good! But if you wanna dig beneath the surface, that’s also great, too! There’s a place for everyone in our family, and we’d love to see ya anytime you’d like to join us. 💜

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I found my journal last night, and it honestly kinda took my breath away. It was the journal I started when I began teac...
12/29/2025

I found my journal last night, and it honestly kinda took my breath away.

It was the journal I started when I began teacher training for yoga.

“Day 1 (I’d started on my birthday): This morning I woke up sore and pessimistic. I had a hard time turning my neck and my back throbbed. I wanted to cry.

I wanted to remember this feeling.”

This wasn’t from DOING yoga. It was me noting where I was before I ever began. I wasn’t a practitioner really at all, at this point. I’d done a few classes. But my body was a complete mess, I was tired of it, and I knew I had to try something.

My entire body was worn down and it burned, pretty much all the time. It felt like all of my nerves were on fire and I could barely climb the stairs in my home. I just wanted to feel some relief. I wasn’t even trying to fix it at this point. The pain and stiffness and depression connected to it all, was almost nonstop. For years at this point.

“Day 2: I woke up still in so much pain. I worry that I’ve broken myself. When I get this bad (as was happening more and more often), my body chooses what days to rest. But what if ‘I’ could command my rest dates instead? My core feels weak and exhausted. I feel warm and like I can’t use my power…for now, I’ll just keep moving.”

Working at my own pace, taking time to understand the wild truths about breath and our nervous systems (and even our ph levels!) and how it’s so connected to our health…it completely BLEW my mind. I got a little mad at my doctors for never mentioning it to me, after a lifetime of anxiety, digestion issues, and so many other challenges. They’d always say it was just stress. Just stress.

I went verrry slow and steady during this time. No shame. I was making progress and listening.

“Day 4: Woke up in no pain.

Had a good, cathartic cry last night after watching Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. I let it ALL go. ‘Nothing matters. You’re safe. Every choice has an effect.’”

I found it really wild that after having a really good cry, I woke up in no pain. Could there be a connection, or was it a coincidence?

My entries started to space out after this.

Days in between. Some mentions of new pains that would last a couple of days, with reminders to “keep moving”-gently and slowly is still movement. Sometimes I’d do my practice in my mind, or while laying in bed or on the floor. It still absolutely mattered.

I started setting goals for myself:

“I feel like if I don’t take action now, I won’t be able to reverse (this).

I want to regain core strength, get (any) upper body strength, and improve my posture. I want to breathe “better”, to encourage my nervous system (to heal)”…

“Day 13: (I was tired from some fairly serious family stuff I’d had going on at the time) Don’t forget the desperation you feel, right now. Don’t just commit to digging yourself out of a hole. Never go (there) again…”

Followed by an observation I’d heard in my online class: “when we spend time robbing ourselves willingly or unknowingly of (our) energy, it also robs our family and the people we love of our best selves.”

And at this point, about 2 weeks in, I realized I really wanted to help others with their own health. And I knew I never wanted to go back to where I was before.

I’m not lying when I tell you the entries about pain and frustration faded away. Not because I chose to ignore them, but because I hadn’t felt them.

I still get sore and tired and have moments where I realize I pushed too far and need to take a break. But I don’t feel broken anymore. Like, for real. I hadn’t really thought about it for a while. But finding this journal last night really gave me a contrast to where I used to be.

One entry in my journal asked me if I even thought I would have enough energy to teach one class a week. I didn’t think I could at the time.

Now, 3 years later, I aim for teaching 2 classes most weeks, seek out other classes to take as a student, enjoy walking our dog, and can see a bright future as I continue to heal and improve.

I’ve honestly not really changed my diet (except I try to drink more water). I don’t take any new meds (except the occasional probiotic). Matter of fact, I don’t even take pain meds hardly at all, anymore. I have no other change in my life to credit for all of this besides yoga. Stretching consistently, finding safety in my body, and giving myself some grace has been life changing.

I know this is long and way more wordy than I expected it to be. But I can’t emphasize enough how I truly feel yoga completely rewrote my future. And I really feel like it can help you, too. I know that sounds hokey. I’m sorry, not sorry.

Even if the way I teach isn’t your cup of tea (I get it), maybe give it a go for a coupla weeks, with someone else? Definitely at your own pace.

If you DO have questions, though. Mannn I’d love to talk with you about it, way more. 🖤

We survived True Crime at the Salt Cave today, as our last class of 2025! Class was a lot of fun, and a great escape in ...
12/29/2025

We survived True Crime at the Salt Cave today, as our last class of 2025!

Class was a lot of fun, and a great escape in the middle of the Holiday rushes.

We spent an hour stretching and resting, listening to Holiday-themed true crime tales, and we all left super salty.

Can’t wait to return to Oasis Salt Cave & Renew Wellness, again. One of our favorite retreats!

**Up next is a total reset weekend: Join us for a detoxing and clean living class on New Years Day, with a gentle twist and cleansing yoga flow, and an intro to juicing with Dr. Jess (plus immunity boosting juice shots-all included!).

Bring your mats and any yoga props you can wipe down, and we’ll use natural cleaning products to clean out 2025 from your practice, and give you a fresh start!

The following Sunday (1/4), sign up for a yoga refresher (or great intro class for newbies), and bring a friend for FREE. Yoga for Newbjes isn’t just for brand new students, but it’s a GREAT place to start. We’ll cover some basics, and talk about the power of making your practice work for you.

Sign up at the link below:
App.Ubindi.com/Michelle.Waters

And thanks to Sandy and Oasis Salt Cave for the sweet photos! Y’all rule!

In the darkest day of the year, we celebrated the sun. Starting today, the days get longer. Starting today, the season c...
12/22/2025

In the darkest day of the year, we celebrated the sun.

Starting today, the days get longer.

Starting today, the season changes.

So glad for finding appreciation for the cool breeze, and peace in sitting with the discomfort of darkness.

We talked about the difference between heroic and subtle immersion to calm the nervous system. We moved through the chill in the air, stretched to the sun and the moon, and rested in the winter sunshine.

We lit candles and incense, and left some birdseed. And I’ll be damned if I’m not falling in love with all four seasons because of Weird Flex, and our “non-heroic”, immense magic.

So thankful for everyone who showed up today, and to Sandy and Miranda for the awesome photos!

Our last class of the year (true crime at the salt cave) is sold out, but our January and February classes just opened up for registration. We’d love to have you join us!

January and February classes are officially LIVE, and are ready for you! Gift certificates are also available on the web...
12/20/2025

January and February classes are officially LIVE, and are ready for you!

Gift certificates are also available on the website, listed at the bottom of the class list.

Sign up for yourself, your friends, and the whole Weird Flex Family.

Any questions, as always, ask any time!

I’m so excited for every single one of these classes, and hope you’ll all join us, soon!

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January and February classes are now LIVECome practice with our Weird Flex Family in the New Year!app.ubindi.com/Michell...
12/19/2025

January and February classes are now LIVE

Come practice with our Weird Flex Family in the New Year!

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We’ve been pretty zen in our December classes. Last weekend, we had a super restful class, paired with mini chemical pee...
12/18/2025

We’ve been pretty zen in our December classes.

Last weekend, we had a super restful class, paired with mini chemical peels by our favorite Dr. Jess Rooted Wellness MOV at The Vault!

We also had a peaceful and festive, restorative class at the Historic Oakland Estate.

The holiday decorations were absolutely stunning, and the retelling of A Christmas Carol while we rested and sipped on hot cocoa made the entire evening so perfectly cozy!

Thank you times a million to Rachel, Miranda, and everyone for the gorgeous photos and memories from class. Thanks to everyone for showing up for yourselves, and helping us all get in the Holiday spirit.

We only have 2 more classes left for 2025. Join us this coming Sunday for an outdoor winter solstice class, followed by your favorite drink at Stoked (South Side).

Sign up for the Solstice class, and bring a friend with you for free!

The following Sunday, join us for a gentle stretch and a true crime podcast at the Salt Cave. Only 2 spots left for that one. UPDATE: This class is now FULL 💜

Hope to see y’all soon!

Oh yeah, January and February classes coming very soon? You bet. Keep your eyes peeled!

We also offer gift certificates for last-minute gift giving. Message me to purchase, or look for the new schedule this coming weekend, for a direct option to purchase. 🖤🎉

Watching our Weird Flex Family learn new skills and take agency over their yoga practice gives me life. Yesterday was on...
12/09/2025

Watching our Weird Flex Family learn new skills and take agency over their yoga practice gives me life.

Yesterday was one of my favorite classes I’ve ever taught.

I was stressed because I wanted to teach a new skill, and I showed up imperfectly (as usual 🤣). I forgot some of the pose names (also usual), and got overwhelmed when our family kept bringing up amazing things to talk about, but I was trying to keep us on track to get done on time.

And it was my favorite because in all the imperfection, none of that mattered. It was a great reminder.

We showed up. We learned to make soap together (with crystals and flower petals and sparkly mica). It was so safisfying to learn how to pour little soaps and spray them to watch the bubbles pop, and peel them out of the molds!

While our soaps set, I looked around during our yoga practice, and saw students welcoming a new person to their very first class. The students offered suggestions for poses, offered support for how to breathe, stretch and find their personal agency.

I was reminded yesterday while I’m technically the teacher, I’m really there to hold space for everyone, to remind them they’re already whole and complete, and that their practice is better, the more they learn to check in with their own bodies and find ways to make it feel fantastic for THEM.

To look around the room and see multiple variations of poses and steps in our practice, knowing choices are being made because they have value and are healthy choices, hearing people share their own stories about how their body asks for a different approach, a prop, a slight step or rotation…they’re learning internally, and choosing to share to help others.

Every part of yesterday was my favorite part. I’m in awe of my students, and learn from them, every single day.

Thanks to all who showed up yesterday. Thanks for always being so kind and welcoming to new folks, thanks for listening to your bodies and making healthy choices for you, and supporting the folks around you (sometimes without even knowing their names). Thanks for sharing tips, sharing laughs, and being all-around awesome.

And thank you to Miranda and Candice for the awesome photo memories. I can’t believe I get to share this lifetime with you both!

Up next is a restorative yoga class that includes a mini-chemical peel treatment with Dr. Jess on Thursday! Followed by a restorative class, set to a reading of A Christmas Carol. Hope to see ya soon!

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I had so much fun this weekend, and got so relaxed, I completely forgot to get ANY photos from our second class, entirel...
11/24/2025

I had so much fun this weekend, and got so relaxed, I completely forgot to get ANY photos from our second class, entirely.

But both classes were full of awesome family and yoga adventures. Many thanks to Sandy and Miranda for the awesome photos from Saturday!

On Saturday, we strengthened our “snark muscles”, stretched our hands and wrists for sewing, worked on our core support, strengthened our backs and stretched our necks and full bodies, then took time after class to learn and work on a new skill together.

We all chose “snarky cross stitch” patterns to begin and finish at home. Absolutely loved watching the class work together to help each other learn and create.

Today (Sunday), we did an entire class with the support of the wall (and a barre), while listening to The Wall, by Pink Floyd. It was a full body workout and stretch, that left a lot of us with relaxed but energized bodies. I love music-themed classes-be on the lookout for more music themes in the new year.

Coming up next:

Sound healing mini sessions for my birthday,
yin “book club” (yin yoga with your favorite book),
a crystal-infused practice with soapmaking lesson,
restorative yoga with a mini peel face treatment, restorative yoga to A Christmas Carol,
Solstice yoga,
and
true crime podcast yoga at the salt cave.

Hope you’ll join us, soon!

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