Routine Kneads Massage Therapy

Routine Kneads Massage Therapy Routine Kneads Massage Therapy. "You need me, and I knead you!" Contact: 304-483-7347 or conveniently schedule online at www.RoutineKneads.com.

Feeling stiff? Let us work out those knots and get you moving again. Book your massage now at www.routinekneads.com to t...
07/10/2025

Feeling stiff? Let us work out those knots and get you moving again. Book your massage now at www.routinekneads.com to treat yourself how you deserve! Openings 7 days a week based on availability, with 2 therapists to choose from. Conveniently see our availible schedule and serivces online.

Step into a world of serene pain management and relaxation with our expert therapeutic massage services.

07/04/2025

Stressing the extra holiday hassles? Routine Kneads Massage Therapy is here to help ease your stress! Www.RoutineKneads.com.

Happy 4th of July! We are here and accepting appointments, Heather still has a few spots available for today.

07/04/2025

Declare independence from your knots this 4th of July, with a same day massage, slots are still available! Book now at www.RoutineKneads.com before these openings go up in smoke.

At Routine Kneads Massage Therapy my number one motto has always been. "You need me, and I knead you!"Check out our webs...
06/30/2025

At Routine Kneads Massage Therapy my number one motto has always been. "You need me, and I knead you!"

Check out our website at www.RoutineKneads.com to schedule with your massage therapist in just a few simple clicks!

Step into a world of serene pain management and relaxation with our expert therapeutic massage services.

Heather still has same-day massage appointments open, if you’ve been putting off booking, now’s the perfect time.You can...
06/25/2025

Heather still has same-day massage appointments open, if you’ve been putting off booking, now’s the perfect time.

You can grab a spot at www.RoutineKneads.com or shoot her a text at 304-615-4844.

Heather has same-day appointments available!If you’ve been meaning to get in but haven’t had the chance, today’s a great...
06/20/2025

Heather has same-day appointments available!
If you’ve been meaning to get in but haven’t had the chance, today’s a great opportunity. She’s trained in a lot of the same pain relief techniques I use and more, so you’re in good hands.

You can book with her at www.RoutineKneads.com or shoot her a text at 304-615-4844 if you want to grab a spot.

Hello everyone! As my my business is growing, my schedule is filling faster, currently my schedule is booked through unt...
06/12/2025

Hello everyone! As my my business is growing, my schedule is filling faster, currently my schedule is booked through until Saturday, but if you’ve been thinking it’s time to take care of that lingering tension or sore spot, you don’t have to wait.

Heather Offenberger, LMT, is available today and tomorrow and offers a strong foundation in therapeutic and deep pressure bodywork with a focus on effective pain management techniques. She's been trained in my approach and offers a seamless experience for those who value focused, results driven care.

Schedule with Heather now at www.RoutineKneads.com

06/11/2025

Between weekend DIY projects, hauling gear, and long hours at work, dads build up more knots and tension than they know what to do with. This Father’s Day, give him the relief he deserves with a Routine Kneads gift certificate: [https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/RoutineKneads/gift-certificates

I’m also excited to introduce the newest member of our team, Heather Offenberger, LMT. Heather brings her own pain-relief expertise and warm, compassionate approach to every session, and she’s now available to schedule online. I know you’ll love working with her as much as I do. Click the link, pick your gift certificate, or schedule with Heather (or myself) today!

Send a message to learn more

06/08/2025

Exciting News!

Please join me in officially welcoming Heather Offenberger, LMT, to her own dedicated office space at Routine Kneads Massage Therapy!

Heather is now available for appointments Monday through Friday. You can view her availability and book directly at www.RoutineKneads.com, or reach out to her via call or text at 304-615-4844.

Heather recently completed her licensure and has been quietly training under my guidance for the past few years. She is highly familiar with the therapeutic techniques I use and offers a similarly effective, pain-focused style of bodywork.

I’m excited to continue collaborating with her and am proud to officially welcome her as part of the Routine Kneads Massage Therapy team!

Meet Our New Massage Therapist, Heather Offenberger We’re excited to welcome Heather Offenberger to the Routine Kneads M...
06/05/2025

Meet Our New Massage Therapist, Heather Offenberger

We’re excited to welcome Heather Offenberger to the Routine Kneads Massage Therapy family. Heather is a newly licensed therapist who has been training under me, Austin McConnell, LMT, with a focus on pain management, deep tissue, myofascial, and therapeutic work.

While Heather is an independent contractor collaborating with me here at Routine Kneads, she also owns and operates her own business, The Recovery Room. Her personal therapy room inside the Routine Kneads Massage Therapy building is in the final stages of construction, so in the meantime, she’ll occasionally use my existing therapy room until hers is fully ready.

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How to Book with Heather

1. Visit www.RoutineKneads.com
2. Select Heather’s photo as the provider
3. Choose from her available services

(If you don’t see her picture, that service isn’t offered by Heather.)

Heather’s first available appointments start on Friday, June 6, at 4:15 PM. She’s looking forward to helping you move and feel your best—whether you’re dealing with day-to-day stress or specific pain issues.

05/12/2025

Hello everyone,

I’m thrilled to share the great news that another therapist will be joining my team in the coming weeks! To get the space ready for her, there will be construction happening inside my building from May 12th through May 16th, so I will be closed during that time.

I also want to apologize for the delay in social media posts—since it’s already the 12th, things have been nonstop for months now. If you find yourself in need of an emergency massage this week, please feel free to text or call me at 304-483-7347. I’ll do my best to fit you in, but please keep in mind there may be loud background noise due to the construction. That’s also why I’ve closed off online scheduling for this week (May 12–16).

Thank you for your understanding and continued support! Business is growing faster than I anticipated at this new location, and I’m thrilled to have another therapist coming on board to help care for our amazing clients at Routine Kneads Massage Therapy.

I’m still in the process of improving the building and establishing my reputation, so stay tuned for future developments—you never know what I’ll come up with next! Routine Kneads Massage Therapy has come a long way since I started it in June of 2016, and I can’t wait to keep growing.

Address

2814 Camden Avenue
Parkersburg, WV
26101

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 8am - 8pm
Sunday 8am - 8pm

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