09/02/2025
Horizon Spine & Pain of Utah: Payson Onion Days’ Worst Float, Best Pain Care
Payson knows how to throw a parade. The Payson Onion Days brings out the best floats, the biggest crowds, and kids with bags ready to haul home more candy than Halloween.
And then there was our float.
We had dreams. We had a 1960s Mercedes-Benz lined up. We had class and confidence. But Payson got “Plan B”: my 2020 Tacoma dressed in some red-and-white fringe with giant colored dots (supposed to be lifesavers) taped to the side. Honestly, it looked like a preschool craft project gone wrong.
Out of 100 floats? Ours was scientifically, medically, and spiritually the worst. And just when the crowd thought it couldn’t get worse, we ran out of candy halfway down the route. Parents gave us the side-eye. Kids looked at us like, “Seriously? That’s it?”
But here’s the deal: Horizon Spine & Pain of Utah isn’t here to win float competitions. We’re here to treat pain. Back pain, neck pain, sciatica, arthritis—basically all the stuff that actually does ruin parades. Unlike our float, our treatments are evidence-based, minimally invasive, and proven to be effective.
The truth? Payson didn’t seem to care about our sad beginner float. The support from this community was amazing, and we’re grateful to be part of Onion Days, candy shortage and all.
So next year? More candy, maybe an actual float. But for now: while you definitely shouldn’t call us for float design, you should call us for pain relief.
📞 Horizon Spine & Pain of Utah: Pain Relief Is On The Horizon — Driven by Evidence, Delivered with Compassion