01/10/2026
Boss: “We need more customers.”
Nurse Haley: Copy. Initiating acquisition 😏💧
You thought walking past was gonna keep you safe? Adorable.
Now you’re seated, hydrated, and blanketed like a wellness ransom note.
It’s a skit.
The hydration is not.
Need hydration? Book like an adult—before Haley gets inspired 👀
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