Knead of Health

05/23/2026

😂 URGENT: CHRISTY’S MASSAGE SLOTS NEED A GOOD RUBBING DOWN! 😂
Tired of your muscles throwing a tantrum?
Stressed out like a phone on 1% battery?
Let me fix that knotty behavior!
🔥 LIMITED FUNNY-BONE-APPROVED OPENINGS 🔥
May 29th @ 10:30 AM – Perfect for “I survived Memorial Day weekend” damage control
June 9th @ 4:00 PM – Late afternoon “I hate my job” special
June 17th @ 9:30 AM – Early bird gets the deep tissue (and probably falls asleep)
June 19th @ 12:00 PM – Lunchtime “I need this more than food” slot
Warning: Side effects may include:
Sudden urge to cancel all responsibilities.
Involuntary purring.
Forgetting why you were mad at your spouse.
Spots are disappearing faster than my motivation on a Monday. Text or call before your muscles file a formal complaint.
“Your muscles called. They said they’re sorry and want me.”
Reply “MINE” + your preferred date/time before someone else steals your slot and you stay stiff like a board 😂

05/22/2026

🇱🇷🇱🇷 I hope everyone has a safe and wonderful Memorial weekend! I will be returning to the office Tuesday. ♥️🤍💙

05/13/2026

🌿🌿 Don’t Miss Your Moment of Bliss! 🌿🌿
Massage Openings Just for You!
These premium slots are filling up fast—book now before they’re gone! 💆🏼‍♀️
Available Times:
Tuesday, May 26th - Booked!
Wednesday, May 28th – 2:00 P & 3:30 P
Friday, May 29th – 10:30 A
Whether you need stress relief, muscle recovery, or pure pampering — your perfect session is waiting.

Message me or call/text today to claim your slot 419-378-6895 💆🏼‍♀️

05/10/2026

05/08/2026

🌿🌿 Don’t Miss Your Moment of Bliss! 🌿🌿
Massage Openings Just for You!
These premium slots are filling up fast—book now before they’re gone! 💆🏼‍♀️
Available Times:
Tuesday, May 26th – 11:00 A
Wednesday, May 28th – 2:00 P & 3:30 P
Friday, May 29th – 10:30 A
Whether you need stress relief, muscle recovery, or pure pampering — your perfect session is waiting.

Message me or call/text today to claim your slot 419-378-6895 💆🏼‍♀️

05/01/2026

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ I have another opportunity available. One massage appointment remains on 5/14 at 11am. Remember one is the loneliest number!! 😉

05/01/2026

Booked!!

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one.
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know.
Say yes!! Only one appointment left. Book your massage today 💆🏼‍♀️
5/6 @ 1230p

04/23/2026

Booked!
✨ Only 2 Massage Appointments Left In April! ✨
Your body has been asking for a reset… this is your sign. Melt away stress, ease tension, and walk out feeling brand new. 💆‍♀️
Last openings this week:
🗓️ 4/28 @ 12:30 PM
🗓️ 4/28 @ Booked!!
🗓️ 4/30 @ 2:00 PM
🗓️ 4/30 @ Booked!
These spots won’t last—DM now to book your time to unwind. 419-378-6895✨

04/21/2026

✨ Only 2 Massage Appointments Left In April! ✨
Your body has been asking for a reset… this is your sign. Melt away stress, ease tension, and walk out feeling brand new. 💆‍♀️
Last openings this week:
🗓️ 5/28 @ 12:30 PM
🗓️ 5/28 @ Booked!!
🗓️ 5/30 @ 2:00 PM
🗓️ 5/30 @ Booked!
These spots won’t last—DM now to book your time to unwind. 419-378-6895✨

04/16/2026

🎉🎉April Massage Slots Are OPEN… But They’re Going FAST!
Minimal left!!!! — don’t miss your chance to melt away stress and recharge!
Available Times:
April 21 → booked!
April 24 → booked!
April 28 → 12:30 PM
April 29 → booked!
April 30 → 2:00 PM
These spots are filling up quick! Treat yourself to the deep relaxation you deserve.
Book now before they’re gone!
Message or call today to claim your slot. 419-378-6895

04/10/2026

🎉🎉April Massage Slots Are OPEN… But They’re Going FAST!
2 left!!!! — don’t miss your chance to melt away stress and recharge!
Available Times:
April 15 → Booked!!
April 21 → 2:00 PM
April 22 → Booked!!
April 23 → Booked!!
April 24 → 12:00 PM
These spots are filling up quick! Treat yourself to the deep relaxation you deserve.
Book now before they’re gone!
Message or call today to claim your slot. 419-378-6895