Make Joey Toal Grand Marshal of The Mummers Parade

01/03/2026

Joey has been working with the SBA. This is a preview of an announcement. Nothing final.

Duffy will be first to host the serenade if this happens.

01/02/2026

Joey has a statement regarding yesterday.

Fellow Mummers and strut enthusiasts, after deep soul-searching (and several Coors Lights and many cigs), I had to make the tough call to stick with the Comic Division yesterday.

Unfortunately, that meant I couldn't make it up Broad Street with my Quaker City brothers on New Year's Day – I was too busy strutting and didn't have the energy to fix the issues the SBA caused.

I know many were concerned and upset. However, to help fill that hole you have, picture me, fully in costume and face paint, prancing, smoking, drinking, yelling and most importantly strutting to Washington Ave.

My brothers in Quaker City, killed it anyway (I watched from my couch in 4K).

Next year, I'll be back... unless they cancel the competition part again.

Oh Dem Golden Slippers, forgive me!

01/02/2026

Joey is working on getting Duffy additional air time for their performance.

He appreciates your patience.

12/27/2025

The weather didn't stop Joey last night or today. He was at the club today working with Capt. James Good and Matthew Kelly stopped by for a little strut contest.

Joey is felling good. Doesn't think there will be a tie this year.

Photo courtesy of: WM - for all your professional needs.

10/28/2025

Well it's official. Joey Toal is working exclusively with Capt. Good.

Sneak peak of their first rehearsal.

Joey told the room, "there won't be any ties this year. I guarantee it."

09/11/2025

Poor guy got caught on his break.

09/11/2025

Joey is on duty tonight. Always watching

09/07/2025

A different angle

09/07/2025

A lot of recruiting took place this weekend. Early talks, a handshake deal is in place. Application was signed but now all that's left is a physical.

QCSB picked up another captain. Joey played a key role in the negotiations.

09/07/2025

09/07/2025

Well alot of mums have left. But Joey is still strutting!

Check out some of the mum spy videos getting posted.

07/25/2025

When you need a professional to get the traffic moving....call Joey Toal.