02/23/2026
📺 Tired of Monday™ Ruining Your Emotional Stability?
Introducing: Therapy — Now Accepting “It’s Only Monday” Emergencies.
Are you experiencing:
-Pre-9 a.m. existential dread?
-Deep resentment toward your alarm clock?
-The sudden urge to move to a cabin and start over?
Our licensed professionals are here to help you:
*Process the five stages of “It’s Not Even Noon Yet”
*Reframe “I can’t do this week” into “I will survive this week”
*Develop coping skills stronger than your coffee
Call now and receive a complimentary phrase upgrade:
From “I hate Mondays”
To “Mondays activate my growth opportunities.”
Therapy — because healing shouldn’t have to wait until Friday.🌻
TherapyPortal improves patient/therapist communication by allowing for self-scheduling, appointment reminders, and much more.