Kids First Pediatrics

01/01/2026

🎉 Kids First Pediatrics Wishes You a Healthy 2026! 🎉 We hope the new year brings lots of smiles, healthy habits, and only routine checkups. And yes—cool stickers are guaranteed because let's face it, who doesn't love stickers?!

12/25/2025

From everyone at Kids First Pediatrics, we wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! May this holiday season bring peace, joy, and good health to you all.

12/15/2025

Wishing you a bright and joyful Hanukkah filled with peace and happiness

11/12/2025

Wishing all veterans a very special day filled with recognition and respect. Your courage and resilience inspire all of us to be better, kinder, and more grateful citizens. Happy Veterans Day!

10/31/2025

Happy Halloween from Kids First Pediatrics. If the candy doesn’t give you a stomach ache, these dad jokes probably will:

What kind of pants do the Ghostbusters wear? Just a paranormal pants.

What do you call a gassy vampire?
Nosfera-toot.

What’s a dung beetle’s favorite Halloween candy? F***s pieces.

Who’s a vampire’s favorite actress?
Neck Hole Kidman.

Knock Knock
(Who’s there?)
Ah
(Ah who?)
Werewolves of London

Have a safe and happy Halloween. 🎃👻

10/20/2025

May this festival of lights fill your life with love, peace, and happiness.

10/01/2025

G’mar chatima tova to all observing

09/23/2025

L'Shanah tovah to all celebrating. May the new year bring everyone peace, health, and happiness!!

07/04/2025

Happy Fourth of July from Kids First Pediatrics!!
We will be closed today, but will reopen tomorrow July 5. Hope you have a blast with friends and family.

06/26/2025

Important information from the American Academy of Pediatrics

Here's why pediatricians recommend vaccines with confidence. As misinformation comes from the highest levels, they will continue to be there for you to support important parenting decisions.​

06/15/2025

Happy Father's Day from Kids First Pediatrics! We're keeping the annual tradition alive with this year's list of groan-inducing “dad jokes.”

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.

I'm so upset—my barber said he can't cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.

Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired? He took a day off.

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan.”

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.

My 4 year old asked me “Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
I said, “No, I don't think they'll fit me.”

A guy walks into a bar... and he was immediately disqualified from the limbo contest

What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base

05/11/2025

Happy Mother’s Day from Kids First Pediatrics! We hope your tiny humans let you sleep in (yeah, right, like that’s gonna happen)!