Tempestuous Roots Art & Farms LLC

Tempestuous Roots Art & Farms LLC Unique herbal remedies and products crafted by a chronic illness warrior. Fighting chemical sensitivity and fibromyalgia one natural product at a time.
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NO, WE DO NOT MAKE SOAP 😂🌿🪴🧄🍵❤️

What are y’all having for breakfast? I’m having Sarah's Simply Sourdough Tuscan herb and roasted garlic toast with truff...
01/12/2026

What are y’all having for breakfast?

I’m having Sarah's Simply Sourdough Tuscan herb and roasted garlic toast with truffle butter.

The texture of this bread is HEAVEN. And she made it a loaf so it’d fit in mah toaster. She’s a gem y’all!

y’all. It’s absolutely delicious.

❤️Who’s excited for spicy season?! ❤️Meet: Libidinous RootsOur herbally infused, skin loving intimacy lubricant! Yeah, y...
01/12/2026

❤️Who’s excited for spicy season?! ❤️

Meet: Libidinous Roots

Our herbally infused, skin loving intimacy lubricant!
Yeah, you heard me!! L***S HERE!! Let me sliiiiide into your mind for a minute and tell you about my girl here!

All natural infused oil that loves your naughty bits just as much as your partner does! Skin loving ingredients make the equipment soft and silky during and after events!

Never sticky or unpleasant in texture.

No silicone, no fragrance, no nonsense! 🚫

Triple filtered for purity. 🪽

Rigorously tested and approved. 😈 Not one product leaves my lab without thorough testing and research. 🧐

Healing and nourishing for aging equipment. Especially for women in their 40’s. It’s designed to combat those pesky problems that arrive with maturity.

ALL NATURAL OIL! NOT RECOMMENDED for use with latex and silicone as natural oils can damage these things and reduce their efficacy. As with all products, do a small skin test to confirm no allergy to the product.

Sending a fat ass order to one of my dearest friends. He’s not doing social media right now and we commend him for that!...
01/12/2026

Sending a fat ass order to one of my dearest friends. He’s not doing social media right now and we commend him for that! So no tagging but he knows I love him big!

Funny. We’re supporting each other and hyping each other up by telling the other we are proud in our adult lives now instead of chugging buds 🍺together at sides. Gosh I think we’ve finally grown up Dub!
Here’s to being friends as old people now! 😆😉 it’s all bodily functions and pains now. 😆🫣

What is it that makes shipping orders to your home town extra satisfying? 🤔That’s two this week 😚 And I know it’s weird but it makes me feel successful! Whatever. I’ll take it!



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There’s that community again. 🙃😉 I’m in the mad lab today working on the things. Why yes, yes I have been out here since...
01/12/2026

There’s that community again. 🙃😉

I’m in the mad lab today working on the things. Why yes, yes I have been out here since 7:30am.

It’s time to make magic.

01/12/2026

Sometimes you get the best sunshine after a rain.

And no sleep. 🥴 I’m too excited with plans!

When you find Tempestuous Roots in the wild! It’s our Rooted In Ink tattoo healing balm! Find it here at The Funk after ...
01/11/2026

When you find Tempestuous Roots in the wild!

It’s our Rooted In Ink tattoo healing balm!
Find it here at The Funk after some fresh ink with one of the many talented artists they have here in house!! (Planning mine now!)

We’ve got some other juicy details to hash out but BIG collabs are coming with our favorite shop owners. You know I don’t just trust anyone to handle my remedies, but I explicitly trust Val and Michael!

Val is gonna put me in a corner y’all! 🫢🙃🫣🙃🥹 And I’m gonna like it.

We’re planning a little home away from home at The Funk in the near future!!! I’m formulating an infused emu oil for stretching and caring for your gauges!! We’re also introducing dread care to our hair care line!!! And a new mature intimacy line!!

I really love the vibe this whole group of people bring and how we align in promoting our brands and uplifting other small businesses! I’m excited for this one!
See us at The Funk at their Dark Love Friday 13th market at 6pm!!!

Well. Hell. We got major rain during the first part of our market today so we packed up and left! Now we hear we shouldn...
01/11/2026

Well. Hell.

We got major rain during the first part of our market today so we packed up and left! Now we hear we shouldn’t have!

We’re SO sorry if you were looking forward to seeing us today. The rain hurts me and the products sooo I just couldn’t help myself! We had to go home!

We hope to see you all in Dade City next Saturday!

Capping the bottles, sealing and labeling. Why yes I DID in fact come home from a market to work more. What? Things neee...
01/10/2026

Capping the bottles, sealing and labeling.
Why yes I DID in fact come home from a market to work more. What? Things neeeeed restocked. 🙃😆

Dead Roots returns!!!!

Get it before it’s gone……again! 😆
Will update the site soon!

Today at 10! I know the photo says snow BUT it is already beautiful and mild with a nice breeze. Come out and shop with ...
01/10/2026

Today at 10! I know the photo says snow BUT it is already beautiful and mild with a nice breeze. Come out and shop with us!

😭😭😭😭 I’ll be over here crying ugly now!!!! Amy Weeks…..your little mention SOLD US OUT of Dead Roots solely ONLINE!!! It...
01/10/2026

😭😭😭😭 I’ll be over here crying ugly now!!!!

Amy Weeks…..your little mention SOLD US OUT of Dead Roots solely ONLINE!!! It’s a new milestone for us!!!

Thankfully, the new gallon size batch is already infusing! 😉 I’ve got y’all and you’ve clearly got me! 🥰🥰🥰

You guys are the absolute freaking best! 🙏🏻🥰🙏🏻😮‍💨
I’ve been to UPS every day this week, a couple days twice and I’m going again tomorrow! 🤣
Annnnnd I’m toast! 🙌🏻💀🙃
Good night!😴

OMG!!!! ONE BOTTLE LEFT !!!! Who’s my lucky lady? The next to last bottle is going to Bakersfield, CA!!! Cali!!! I mean,...
01/09/2026

OMG!!!!

ONE BOTTLE LEFT !!!!

Who’s my lucky lady?

The next to last bottle is going to Bakersfield, CA!!! Cali!!! I mean, I’ve arrived y’all!

Thank you! 🥹🥹🥹 Babes. You guys are the best.


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Abigail Drive
Port Richey, FL
34668

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