LOLA Living

12/12/2025

Chile, I can't WAIT for the class action lawsuit against fb for lying to me and saying I'm following pages just because I scrolled past the page once.

MARK! YOU KNOW GOOD AND HELL WELL AIN'T NOBODY OVER HERE FOLLOWED "amanda's country time no seasoning but doghair meals in an instant".

gtfomf

12/12/2025

I wanna send my resume over to Starbucks,
So I can get hired as a barista,
Go through the first day of training,
And then when they put me on the schedule... join the folks out front on strike.

The f**k you thought

12/12/2025

This is still so true 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I have blocked folks for less 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

12/11/2025

Lemme tell y'all somethin.
If I get whooping cough...I'm beating everybody ass!

Whooping cough cases are on the rise. Here’s what you need to know before attending holiday gatherings that could include babies and other vulnerable people.

12/11/2025

I dont care about the gadget they're advertising,

What I care about, is this new wave of checkerboard patterning on s**t and people's refusal to acknowledge that s**t is ugly.

It's f**kin ugly.
Stop it.

It's so ugly it makes me so mad, y'all 😫😫😫😫😫

12/11/2025

The wha....from the who?????

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12/11/2025

Memory long,
Forgiveness short.

We will never forget.

12/10/2025

While the world wraps gifts, entire nations are wrapped in smoke. Palestine, Sudan, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria — their sky is fire, not fireworks. Their December is survival, not celebration. Don’t let comfort turn you silent. Their struggle burns every day. Never stop talking about them.

12/10/2025

This is still hilarious AND a bop

12/10/2025

And so it shall be
💛💛💛💛💛

12/09/2025

In the year of our lord; griselda blanco 2025, how are ni**as still sending dick pics (or vids) with ashy balls?¿?¿?

Can you imagine me queing up a live atream, and p***y lips just a dusty hazy gray instead of glistening and brown???

I have so much more couth than to be walkin round with ashen lips.

Ankles, yes!
P***y, never!

Get ya balls sorted, sir