Psychic Siamese Terror

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08/03/2019

Tarot School in Astoria is now enrolling! http://www.chariothome.com/tarot-school-2019 Chariot

07/31/2017

While summer is definitely heating up in the Pacific Northwest, our inner witches can't help but look forward to Fall! We love the feeling of change and transition that Fall brings each year as nature descends to the Underground and the SEASON OF THE WITCH begins!

We are especially excited for our upcoming BEYOND THE VEIL TAROT RETREAT, which will take place October 13th-15th. Check out this link for more information & enroll! Spots are limited to 10, and are already filling up! Hope to see you there, goddesses! http://www.chariothome.com/workshops/beyond-the-veil-a-tarot-retreat

October brings shorter, colder, darker days, and the shadows grow in strength as we approach the season of the witch. Join us 'beyond the veil' this Fall for a weekend filled with Tarot and magic set among the forest and farmlands of Nehalem, Oregon. We will fully embrace the darker half of

07/21/2017

Some poetic inspiration to carry you into the weekend! Check out an excerpt of a poem written by feminist poet Marge Piercy and inspired by the magician card. Although written in 1972, the message rings true and relatable. Enjoy! -Alana

It's no mystery that the tarot provides a deep well of inspiration for artists, poets, and everyday dreamers. Its rich depiction of universal symbols, metaphors, and allegories provides endless poetic discoveries. Over the next few posts, I would like to share with you lovely readers and see

03/08/2017

Spring has sprung! Interested in tarot or astrology to set the tone for the season? Get in touch with us soon! I (Alana) will be traveling through Italy the last few weeks of March, and will resume appointments April 9th. Suzy is available for appointments in person or via skype in Astoria. Meanwhile, enjoy this beautiful video of VENICE! I can't wait to ride a gondola and enjoy some gelato under the Italian SUN!

The Venetian life resides within the city's hundreds of canals and diverse architecture. This short documentary by directors Olvier Astrologo and Nils Astrologo immerses us in the historical and hidden places of Venice, Italy, to reveal ancient folk traditions. The Short Film Showcase spotlights exc...

02/25/2017

Only TWO SPOTS LEFT for TAROT SCHOOL starting this March! Sign up for one or all classes and join us as we dive in-depth into this powerful tool. All experience levels welcome! We will be working with your own intuition to heighten and expand your readings. And you will receive powerful reference materials to help guide you on this journey. Sign up on Chariot website or send us a message!

01/26/2017

We have two more spots for our Moon workshop gathering in Astoria next month! Please act quickly if you would like to join us. This Leo Moon is going to bring us some powerful energies. ✨Sign up through the Chariot website: http://www.chariothome.com/workshops/moon-ritual-gathering

01/15/2017

Interested in learning about the potential inherent in your moon sign? Join us Feb. 11th in Astoria for an in-depth look at the magic of the moon! Meet other rad ladies while you unveil the mystery of your birth chart and connect to the lunar force within. We have limited spots available, sign up through the link below! Can't wait to get witchy with you!

Join Suzy & Alana of Psychic Siamese Terror on February 11th for the second session of Witch School Series, an evening of magical study and inspiration in dreamy Astoria, Oregon. A select group of 11 ladies will learn about the inherent power within their astrological moon signs, illuminate connect...

11/22/2016

Hello lovelies! We are hosting our second Moon Ritual Gathering on January 14th. We will be providing a plethora of great information about the Moon and it's significance in our lives from an Astrological perspective. To the end the evening, we will have a ritual to celebrate the Full Moon in watery Cancer. Make sure to check out the link for more information about this workshop, and how you can sign up. We hope you will join us! http://www.chariothome.com/shop-workshops/

09/25/2016

We have a second 'Witch School Series' workshop scheduled on November 12th -- 'Jupiter in Libra, Invoking Beauty and Balance'. Join us for an evening of mystical study, a manifestation ritual, and fun in lovely Astoria, Oregon!
Our mission is for you to learn what this Libra transit means for you, and how you are best able to fulfill your dreams and bring more beauty into your life. You will also have opportunities for in depth insights into the workings of your own natal Jupiter, and learn how to manifest more happiness and prosperity for an entire lifetime.
Click the link for more details and to reserve your spot! Our last workshop filled up very quickly and spaces are limited:

http://www.chariothome.com/shop-workshops/

XO, Suzy

09/25/2016

We have a second 'Witch School Series' workshop scheduled on November 12th -- 'Jupiter in Libra, Invoking Beauty and Balance'. Join us for an evening of mystical study, a manifestation ritual, and fun in lovely Astoria, Oregon!

Our mission is for you to learn what this Libra transit means for you, and how you are best able to fulfill your dreams and bring more beauty into your life. You will also have opportunities for in depth insights into the workings of your own natal Jupiter, and learn how to manifest more happiness and prosperity for an entire lifetime.

Click the link for more details and to reserve your spot! Our last workshop filled up very quickly and spaces are limited:

http://www.chariothome.com/workshops/jupiter-workshop-november-12th

-Suzy

09/11/2016

Two days ago, the big beautiful planet Jupiter shifted into peaceful and loving Libra. In Astrology, this marks a huge shift in energy for where we each find growth, opportunities, prosperity and our manifesting power. Mercury is still retrograding for a couple more weeks, but we are SO excited about the gifts that Jupiter has in store for us in the sign of generous Libra this year.
On NOVEMBER 12th, I (Suzy) will be teaming up with a Seattle Astrologer Ash Bonelli to lead a workshop focusing on all the blessings of Jupiter, and how you can manifest this new prosperous energy to its fullest! The workshop will take place at Chariot in Astoria, Oregon. Stay tuned for registration details, and message or email if you are interested in taking part.
XO, Suzy

08/23/2016

We are beyond excited to announce the launch of the first session of our WITCH SCHOOL SERIES with an evening of magical study and inspiration October 1st, in dreamy Astoria, Oregon. A select group of 11 ladies will learn about the inherent power within their astrological moon signs, illuminate connections through tarot, and weave lasting results through an engaging ritual. Delicious cocktails, workshop materials, and personal astrological chart readings are included.

Reserve your spot throught link below! As of 8/23, we have just 2 spots left! http://www.chariothome.com/workshops/0xjofzm9lw4cosrhfii4jsougao8kn

Join Suzy & Alana of Psychic Siamese Terror on October 1st for the first session of Witch School Series, an evening of magical study and inspiration in dreamy Astoria, Oregon. A select group of 11 ladies will learn about the inherent power within their astrological moon signs, illuminate connections...

08/12/2016

Gearing up for another magical evening at the World Domination Summit Opening Party! We will be providing readings for participants on SW Park st. If you are attending this awesome event, come say hi and get inspired!

07/16/2016

Today! Tarot at Chariot from noon to 4!

07/12/2016

Join us this Saturday for tarot at Chariot from noon to 4! 10min readings for $10 // 20 min for $20. Message or comment below to reserve your spot!

06/22/2016

Check in with the Universe, and set your summer intentions! Get in touch with us to schedule an individual reading,group tarot gathering, or magical summer event!

Psychic Siamese Terror is a spiritual divination business specializing in the arts of tarot and astrology. We are located in Portland & Astoria, Oregon area.

05/07/2016

Looking for clarity, guidance, and inspiration this season? Check out our lower summer rates for tarot sessions! If you live outside the Portland or Astoria areas, we are happy to schedule readings via skype as well!

Psychic Siamese Terror is a spiritual divination business specializing in the arts of tarot and astrology. We are located in Portland & Astoria, Oregon area.